I always wonder about the children you see with that sort of thing. I remember hearing a discussion about whether or not to take the youth group to an abortion protest at one church I used to go to (nothing spoiled my appetite for Christianity quite like Christianity) and feeling really uncomfortable with the idea of…

I would say thank thank God, but I really just can’t because it happened to some other woman who’d just had a miscarriage and it’s still gross as fuck no matter what.

You got that during your grieving process? I am so sorry that happened to you. I don’t have words for the sadness and anger that is making me feel. I really don’t.

Those assholes come out in force in Milwaukee during Summerfest. My second summer living up there was the first time I had ever seen one of those posters. It was during my morning commute so I was already in a bad mood, and I just went with my gut reaction and stopped long enough to ensure the fucker saw my middle…

Sometimes you have no other choice than to throw up your hands and ask someone if they’re really that stupid.

Some group actually sends unsolicited postcards with pictures of dead fetuses on them? OMFG that’s horrible. Ugh that’s just gross and frankly very condescending. Like any of us don’t understand the reality of abortion.

This. So much this. If I need a cold drink and a caffeine boost an iced Americano or Latte will do me just fine, and failing that just a nice glass of unsweetened iced tea. If I want some sugar in a cold beverage that’s why we make lemonade in the summer though admittedly I don’t add much sugar to that even.

I also buy deodorant because I sweat and my armpits stink.

I got my period in the middle of sex one night with one ex, and he wouldn’t even drive me to the store for tampons so I had to go out alone at 3 am to get them. He was also a complete ass about me getting the blood on him.

I love that moment of commiseration with the clerk because she knows the feels I’m having. My husband reports that when he buys tampons, chocolate, and wine from a female clerk he gets the “aww” reaction and sometimes is told that he’s a good husband. He is also told that when he gets home, especially if he also picks…

I’ve never understood that from grown ass men. Being close enough to a woman that she trusts you the buy the right brand and everything means you have a woman in your life who you’re intimate with.

Oh Goddess the Instead thing was a complete debacle for me. I ended up getting the thing stuck while I was house sitting for friends and by the time I got it out the bathroom looked like a crime scene.

“You know those come in adults sizes” is also another direction you can go.

Because it’s the center of their world so how could it not be the center of your world? I’m so glad I discovered the “no one cares about your boner” line so I can use it on those guys. I also tell them that there is only one penis I’m interested in touching, and it’s definitely not attached to them. The person it’s…

You deserve the entire universe of stars for that!

I was going to be very upset by the lack of laughter in this week’s BCO (and I could really use a laugh or Scotch today) until I got to the last one. When I read that the pervy old fuck ended up with soup on his wang I finally got the laughter I needed today. Serves the pervy old fuck right.

I seriously doubt you are in the same business as the asshole who offered this idiot some hyenas to keep in her backyard, but if you are, can you get me some lemurs to keep in my apartment?

In a word yes.

My dad and I quit right after he was diagnosed with COPD. So when my friend’s husband tries to get me to try vaping I want to knock the fucking thing out of his hand, especially when he smugly tells me it’s not smoking and won’t hurt me. I just don’t want to do it. I also hope places start banning vaping in addition…

It took me forever to quit smoking so I don’t care how different vaping is to smoking; I’m still not doing it because of the nicotine.