The extra cheddar and no bun were the joke because it would be messy to eat that in your car. It didn’t happen to me, it was an ex boyfriend’s brother. I have no idea whether they were ever officially told to never hold the bun; I just know the one time he’d had enough of the crap and did hold the bun he ended up with…

Atlanta metro area. I truly think the origin of the joke is dumb guys thinking they’re funny.

I couldn’t tell you my number with a gun to my head. I don’t even remember some of their names.

The pumpkin spice latte does reek. One of my coworkers loves those things.

I can’t wait.

We actually had people who would order extra caramel on top of those things. I can’t even imagine how teeth achingly sweet that would be.

I can imagine.

You have a story more insane than this one?

I still remember one guy objecting because he thought it was a good idea that we had at least one day where people didn’t drink. Uh dude, we always bought extra on Saturday so we could still drink on Sunday. I also remember another guy saying he didn’t care because he didn’t drink on any day. Well good for you sir.…

That is exactly why you eat at Waffle House.

I always hated the English speaking customers who just pointed at the pastries. Use your words people.

I know I’m not his type, but fuck do I love Mikey.

I feel the same way when I order my steak rare and the server explains what that means. Do I look like I can’t handle a rare piece of meat? I know deep down they’re doing so they don’t end up with an upset customer causing a scene, and I know my feelings are just me being neurotic. So you’re not alone in this.

I just thought of this comment while eating lunch in the break room at work. One of the other women in my office makes these disgusting lip smacking noises no what she chowing down on.

I can eat cream cheese right out of the tub; I’m so not worried about appearances.

Erbert & Gerbert does that with their subs so they can fit more stuff in the sandwich, but they put the guts into the wrapper as well so you still get the yummy innards of the bread. The guts are especially tasty with their chicken and dumpling or chicken and wild rice soups.

I was working for Starbucks at the height of the Atkins craze and still shudder when I think of all the people who had their lattes with steamed heavy cream instead of milk, but I can see how it would make Passover so much easier.

Aren’t those always the jokes that get the most traction?

That way lies madness.

I honestly think some people take the “have it your way” thing to mean they can have stuff that isn’t even part of your corporate identity. We had people try to order stuff that was exclusive to Caribou sometimes. If they weren’t assholes about it I would have them explain what the Caribou product was like and try to…