You just described my first sexual encounter.

Exactly!

First I will protect my character and second my character has nothing to do with the fact that I have and enjoy having sex. Fuck this shit!

Tuna in the microwave is bad enough, but they heated the mayo too! Why?

My SIL complained to my husband once that he was letting my stepdaughter dress “too sexy” when she was eight. He really pissed her off when called her a pervert for finding an eight year old sexy. I really have to agree with him because what could ever be “sexy” about any eight year old?

I vomited a little.

Oh that’s horrible and mortifying. I walked out in front of my mother’s entire church with my skirt tucked into my pantyhose once. That was one of the most humiliating and shaming experiences of my life, and it happened when I was 11.

That’s another story that gets me in the feels.

Sadly you just described some of the older ones too. I can’t understand the willingness to jump into a jacuzzi in my costume, but I do have to buy/make my own shit so I’m a bit more careful with it.

I cosplay, and bad cosplayers irk me so much. People already side-eye us enough, please don’t act like morons and make people hate us even more.

I’m the queen of spilling shit on myself so I’m always kind of happy when it’s someone else who spills a drink or food on me.

Now I’m actually crying at my desk. Stories about couples finally getting to marry one another after years of not being able to always get to me anyway, but then you add the part about the trucker buying their meal as a congratulations—right in the feels.

We’ve come to terms with the fact that he’s always going to apologize, and I’m always going to tell him he doesn’t have to feel bad for the stuff he’s apologizing for.

I used to work at Starbucks. The only good part of a Sunday morning shift was when the churches were in session. We got so much cleaning and shit done because in our area almost everyone was in church. Before and after church were the lowest depths of hell to make up for it though.

I love this story because even his pastor thinks he’s an asshole.

I have a friend who apologizes for everything, and I’m always telling him he doesn’t need to. I realized one day that having a man who apologizes when he doesn’t need to is so much better than one who never apologizes. I’m trying to stop telling him he doesn’t need to apologize, but I feel bad when he apologizes for…

I did call leaving carts loose in the parking lot asshole behavior because frankly I see it as asshole behavior.

I don’t think anything I said could be construed as overly personal unless you’re really thin-skinned, but if that’s the case don’t go online and brag about indulging in behavior that most folks see as asshole behavior.

I can live with being seen as a mean, intolerant, troll by people like that. The fact is people like that always have excuses for being lazy and completely devoid of common courtesy, and they’re never going to like people like me who think that rules matter. I can live with this. I’ll continue to clean up their…

I can’t believe anyone is defending this sort of behavior with any kind of excuse actually.