I used to work at Starbucks. The only good part of a Sunday morning shift was when the churches were in session. We got so much cleaning and shit done because in our area almost everyone was in church. Before and after church were the lowest depths of hell to make up for it though.

I love this story because even his pastor thinks he’s an asshole.

I have a friend who apologizes for everything, and I’m always telling him he doesn’t need to. I realized one day that having a man who apologizes when he doesn’t need to is so much better than one who never apologizes. I’m trying to stop telling him he doesn’t need to apologize, but I feel bad when he apologizes for…

I did call leaving carts loose in the parking lot asshole behavior because frankly I see it as asshole behavior.

I don’t think anything I said could be construed as overly personal unless you’re really thin-skinned, but if that’s the case don’t go online and brag about indulging in behavior that most folks see as asshole behavior.

I can live with being seen as a mean, intolerant, troll by people like that. The fact is people like that always have excuses for being lazy and completely devoid of common courtesy, and they’re never going to like people like me who think that rules matter. I can live with this. I’ll continue to clean up their…

I can’t believe anyone is defending this sort of behavior with any kind of excuse actually.

Not just eight year old kids do dumb stuff sometimes; my stepson shot a firework out of his bedroom window when he was 18.

Litter pisses me off because that shit ends up getting washed into storm drains, which in turn causes street flooding. To actually see someone on purpose sweeping trash directly into them would probably cause me to have a rage stroke.

I was at a store once that had no carts because all of theirs had been stolen over the course of several weeks, and they were a small store and couldn’t afford to replace them right away.

They were selfish and inconsiderate before they had kids and just used other excuses for it. Now the kid is their excuse.

Please do. I love stuff like that.

I think the syringes didn’t bother us as much because we were specifically told to not bother with only let someone know where they were so they could be properly disposed of, but the damn Diaper Garden we had to deal with, thank Gods we had ways to pick them up that didn’t involve using our hands because asshole…

I would follow that blog.

I used to help with a local litter clean up day in my area; we once found where an extremely lazy family kept dumping their kids’ used diapers (instead of walking 10 fucking feet to the receptacle in their parking lot). We ended up calling it The Diaper Garden from that point forward. The worst we ever found were the…

As someone who has had to deal with the hassle of repairing a dent in my car because of lazy asses like you and the others here defending being lazy asses; I won’t stop being judge-y about this. I once watched a lady with three kids under five and two carts full of groceries not only load all of it into her vehicle…

I’m Southern and have never heard of this stuff.

I’m the same sort of switch relationship. I haven’t read the books or seen the movies, but I’ve read excerpts of the so-called sexy scenes and was absolutely appalled. I’m disheartened that anyone would walk away from any of this shit and think it’s what BDSM actually is. No matter what role my partner and I are…

I always feel uncomfortable in homes like that too.

I hate to read about repeating cycles like your cousin’s wife with her children. That’s so sad to me. Quite frankly I wish people would give me books for gifts more often, but I’m not rude enough to ever just outright ask for anything.