Make the scrambled egg a poached egg, and that's a great idea.

My aunt makes a spinach dip that she puts in a pumpernickel bowl, and you dip the ripped up innards of the bread bowl into it. It's so yummy. I'll have to find dill dip for the same application because I love me some dill.

I used to decaf any regular who did that.

OMG ewww! Of course I once had a boss who would clip his fingernails (sometimes toenails) during meetings. I was going to say that maybe licking stuff was an improvement, but no both of those are just gross.

That does sound legitimately delicious and also like a cup of diabetes.

I actually had a guy order a "frappuccino" (I hated making that shit) with no ice. I don't understand how people think you can steam milk to be cold or prepare frozen things without actual frozen stuff.

Now that I have to give you, and I also want a caffe macchiato.

I agree. That's a banquet room sized party in my opinion so I'm assuming something was planned and someone dropped the ball. In that case you call ahead, expect to hear "no" more than once, expect to wait when you don't hear "no" from a place, arrive at that place, wait without complaint (because seriously you fucked…

A shake topped with whipped cream and hot fudge! That sounds both yummy and like a cup of diabetes.

Oh I hate corned beef except in a Reuben.

Now that sucks and screw those people!

I'm thinking that at 40 people you really need to consider booking a banquet room in advance because I just can't see how a group that size spontaneously organized itself, and I'm really assuming that someone seriously dropped the ball and forgot to book something. If that's the case you call ahead and expect to wait,…

That reminds me of my family so it makes me equal parts sad and infuriated.

You really can't blame Starbucks, I used to work behind the green apron and we were told to always politely inform our customers iced cappuccino isn't even a thing. I always enjoyed that because people never get defensive when you correct them. I truly blame gas stations that have those beverage stations with over a…

My dad had his own auto shop for several years, and people always asked him if they could get repairs for free. That or they waited until he'd completed the repairs and then asked what kind of terms he could offer them. Unless he knew you really well the terms were simple: pay for your car or leave it here until you…