Of course. The one time we actually WANT a dick pic, and they fuck it up.

lolol our (Scottish) university had a tradition of running into the North Sea every May as a pre-exam ritual (clothing optional). Cannot fucking imagine doing multiple shots of this in a loch, he must have been fucking freezing.

I wanna be clear— it’s not the size I’m critiquing at all! But rather that Netflix chickened out of showing it to us in full detail, or at least not half-underwater from 50 feet away. The size is a non-factor here; it could be any size, and I would have been glad to see it.

The movie is not set in modern US. 

It was almost completely soft. And it was glorious. He can impale me on that thing aaaaaaaaaany day. 

Functionally speaking, vulva=dick, but in terms of culture and sexualization, tits=dick.

Watched it for the dick. Got a bunch of fighting between men in armor. Sometimes I couldn’t tell between the “good guys” and the “bad guys.” Really they were all getting people killed/raped/plundered for no good reason. Basically it was fine. 

He makes an awful George Costanza.

So Netflix makes porn now?!?!

Meh. Fassbender dick forever. 

Iain Glen narrates a cat documentary that’s on Netflix and it’s fabulous.

ha ha ha, you’re right! I can’t tell any of the Chris white guys apart except the one that plays Thor. The others all look the same to me. It’s Captain Kirk, Captain America, and the one that hangs with the raccoon. This one is Kirk, right? lol

I just binge-watched Bodyguard - oh yes Richard Madden! 

Girthy.

That’s not Chris Pratt, lol.

Cough.

True.  There is an incredibly small number of dicks I enjoy the sight of. 

That is a totally normal flaccid dick, especially coming out of a cold pond. Porn has really skewed so many people’s perception.

Just what I was going to say. The poor thing is freezing. He looks like he has normal male genitals, which is what should be expected. The weird thing is how our culture makes male sex organs so mysterious, an aspect of the unhealthy, unbalanced assumptions about gender and sexuality. Good for Chris Pine for…

If it’s any consolation to “Best Chris”, nobody’s looks any better even when it’s in focus.