We humans are the worst.

Humans are the worst. Yet I see other articles fretting over the fact that the birthrate is down 30% and we’re not reproducing at a pace to replace the current population here in America. How about we just not worry about that and thin the human herd for a while? The planet was here before us and I’m sure it will be a…

I tried to watch that on Netflix not too long ago, and aborted mission real quick. I’m not a big superhero person anyways and I couldn’t get past his accent. I feel like his accent is like samson’s hair, he loses all power without it.

I’d suggest digging straight down to hell but Satan doesn’t want this fuck either.

Sounds like a number from “Cats”.

He would track down his victims after they had moved, changed phone numbers, sometimes years later, and make obscene phone calls. They need to throw this dude in a hole, then dig a bigger hole to throw that hole into.

Normally, I find the idea of flinging undies at someone ludicrous. In his case, it makes perfect sense to me.

Indupitably!

Well, England is the land of the jammy dodger as well as bangers n mash. 🤷🏾‍♀️

I’m a diehard fan of all things Holmesian....but this means Idris Elba is England’s #1 cultural export, yes?

Funny how a sentence like “A man was Ubering a Cumberbatch when they came across a Deliveroo” describes something that happened in England, of all places.

STOP IT, I’M GOING TO PEE

My mom calls him Benjamin Cummerbund.

“I did it out of, well, I had to, you know.”

Apparently it was more than just taking personal items, it was collecting personal details etc so he could return and terrorise victims whenever.

Clearly they were scared off by Benedict’s powerful front talons...

Charlene’s stepdaughter (whose father, Lyman, was also killed in that attack) has been attending court proceedings and blogging about it at www.jcarole.com. It’s good stuff. She spoke to an unnamed rape victim who just wants to know if he still has her drivers’ license. This sick FUCK. After all the terror of his…

I am completely and utterly amused that they’re bothered by her calling Ivanka a cunt but not by this: “Put on something tight and low-cut and tell your father to fuckin’ stop it.” 

If you can equate Roseanne’s insult of Jarrett perfectly to Sam Bee’s insult of Ivanka — if you honestly cannot find a single difference between the two instances — I don’t think you’re approaching the issues with necessary cognitive functions.