At this point, I’d settle for functional, literate, OR compassionate.

So happy to have “The Soup” back. Don’t care what they call it.

Well if you really want to hate him, just google his insane custody battle, where he declined to be part of the baby’s life and then suddenly sued his ex for moving out of state while pregnant and then took the kid from her for a while.

I feel like I’ve heard that the Olympic Village is basically just a giant super hot, super fit, bodies like gods, orgy anyhow. And I for one, approve

Yup right now he’s surrounded by a ton of people around his age, probably similar interests and frames of mind in basically peak ideal shape. It’s like super human summer(winter?) camp.

Then no one would be left to attend the closing ceremony?

Touching aaaaaalll the things that want to be touched.

Even though he’s not a skier, I wish he could take over for Bode ‘I’m like listening to paint dry’ Miller. Between zero modulation to his voice and his terrible comments about women athletes, I can barely tolerate the skiing events.

He was on a podcast a few weeks ago and he is SINGLE!! Get it girl! He deserves some fun at the Olympic Sex Village :)

I like the cut of your jib.

I don’t remember if the past articles mentioned if he had a bf but if I was done with my event and just hanging out in Olympic village I would be having ALL THE SEX.

del Toro certainly was lucky to find this amazing actor, wasn’t he? His performances in Hellboy II are just phenomenal. And what patience he must have!! I don’t even know if he has won any awards, but I hope that this role brings him one!

Doug Jones is an extraordinary artist. Although he’s very slender and that’s not normally my ‘type’, he’s so brilliant (and, reportedly, kind) that he’s a hard “yes” from me, forever.

I would do it on some rocks, I would do it being doxxed.

I would do it wearing socks. I would do it eating lox.

Would U do it watching Fox?

How dare you judge their disgusting sexual preferences!

Madeleine! Noooo! Don’t do Doug like that. He’s gotten a little rough around the edges, but still very “Wouldable.”

Would U do it it in his box? Would U do it watching Fox?