My vote’s for Puerto Ricans. If they want to rebuild here using our (mostly-working) infrastructure to start out with, I say they should.

stupid saves lives too sometimes

Mother Nature is working on giving it back to the sea! Modern Atlantis.

I am completely baffled at how on earth electrifying a doorknob requires a chair, a high chair and a shower curtain rod? This seems needlessly complicated.

I just noticed the tiny Bugs throwing his arms up in celebration at the end...

Surely some fracking around the border couldn’t hurt.

Agree, but my non-legal, police procedural watching expertise tells me that for it to be attempted murder she would have had to be electrocuted but survived.Or at least have touched the doorknob but have the stuff just not work for some reason.

Le sigh...oh Florida...

Right in her stupid face.

The meth they’d do on their honeymoon...

I sort of hope Florida Man meets his soulmate, Dallas Woman.

He did that to kill her, he planned to kill her and took action. Should be attempted murder (non legal opinion)

Wyle E. Coyote, Super Genius... 

“he alerted police, who found the electric rigging, comprised of several chairs (including a child’s high chair), a shower rod, and a series of electrical cords.”

“attempted aggravated battery”

Crazy fucker rigged a Home Alone trap.

Wow, what are the chances this criminal mastermind would get caught.

Comey has integrity; he just let his sanctimonious side take over when he made some terrible judgment calls about Hillary Clinton. I was willing to overlook them after Trump got elected because he was heading an investigation into Trump and he was not a Trump stooge and, at the time, was the only one standing between…

I am waiting for 2018 to end with this headline:

It would be so sweet if Sarah Huckabee Sanders got the boot.