This version is way better:

Also, isn’t this how Catwoman started? I would totally be down for an elderly Japanese grandma becoming Catwoman. She tries to knit, but she keeps getting distracted and batting the balls of yarn around. She knocks the figurines her grandkids get her off the shelves for no reason. She takes long naps, wakes up, moves…

To get the true dog experience, robot dog would have to loudly announce: “I detect foreign substances in your pubic area, sir/madam! These foreign substances are likely the result of an prior sexual encounter! Have you had a recent sexual encounter, sir/madam? Let me get a more extensive sample - perhaps I can…

That WAS a pretty scary lean, mean dog machine wasn’t it? Dog’s get credit for being smart, but not freak’in Microsoft smart.

As long as it doesn’t try to sniff my crotch (ya’ll were thinking it;)

How awesome would it be to see her on the bench at the same time as him and showing him up in oral arguments... nevermind. I forgot he doesn’t talk in oral arguments.

I mean, I can’t argue with you there.

Epee is two minutes of hopping back and forth and then doing a single crazy move. Sabre is two seconds of FLAILING DEATH SWINGS.

As an epeeist- I just have to say you are completely and utterly wrong.

I’m not bringing anyone out of the grey to respond to the “oppression of the hijab”. Clearly a woman who is killing it on the strip, training with men, traveling the world to compete isn’t repressed by her religion.

Here comes the liberal circular firing squad.

HOLY SHIT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Dear God, that thing is terrifying to even look at!!!!! If that thing and the rest of his crab crew come up to me on the beach they can rip me apart and eat me, no problem - I’m dead of a fucking heart attack anyway. JESUS!!!!

Coconut crabs are proof that god doesn’t exist.

It was a PE option for me in college. I was not terrible at it, which is not something I can say for most sports.

yeah sorry to all you frickin conspiracy theory losers but I had an Australian roommate who looked JUST like Amelia Earhart and so did her mom and I was like “omg [name withheld] you look JUST LIKE our first lady of the sky, where is your family from” and she was like, “well my dad’s family is from Scotland” and I was…

Fencing is the shit! It needs to get cool in the US. Doing fencing in PE would’ve been the coolest thing, even if the armor would inevitably be smelly.

And she fences sabre which is by far the most badass form of fencing (slashes not just stabs, rapid-fire, painful, and aggressive). She’s brilliant.

Fucking LOVE fencing and it doesn’t get nearly enough coverage as it should.

I legitimately did not know that fencing was an Olympic sport. That’s awesome, and so is this doll.

Whoooo. It’s such a breath of fresh air to be celebrating accomplishments of women instead of only discussing all the ways that everything sucks for women.