Yeah, it’s so unfair that men have it so hard. Must be tough.

Well walking away wasn’t really an option in this particular instance. Normally I really would do that.

Missing: the part where you get wasted and act out badly enough to ground a plane, ruining travel plans for everyone else on board.

You only have to graze nuts to make a guy feel like he wants to vomit. But for it to actually trigger the vom reflex, your strike has to be on point, accurate, and either ferociously hard and sharp, or savagely strong and grippy for a few seconds.

Ugh, that sucks. I don’t condone violence, but a situation like that would leave anyone feeling punchy. And having to stew when all you want to do is have it out really requires expert-level willpower.

I have no idea why, but this story made me think of Love Actually. Off to listen to Joni Mitchell and be grateful I’m no longer with my cheating, gaslighting ex.

Oh my god, I can relate to this. Went through his phone when he went to the bathroom cause he had been pretty damn bad about hiding it earlier that day. Bam. Most recent text convo.

We doing this? Okay fine. Here’s a picture of my cock:

Someone put a wig and bow on her butt because I Don’t Know Her

Yet another example of why it’s bullshit that anyone should ever ask questions like, “well what were they wearing and how did they present themselves?”

good for you that you need to inform everyone that you don’t know who she is. I’m sure everyone cares what you recognize and what you don’t.

The world never fails to display all the disgusting ways that society dehumanizes women.

I’m gonna go ahead and repeat what I said yesterday:

I’m sure all the Fathers of Daughters are beginning to consider the possibility of a potential concern.

One of the major commonalities with these mass shooters, besides being male, is having a history of domestic violence. I hope that this is a wake-up call for some people to realize that domestic violence isn’t just a “women’s” issue, but a societal issue that needs to be taken seriously. Just like all other issues…

No, absolutely not. It does not matter how much they are paid or how much they are in the public eye. Having naked images of you stolen and then being blackmailed to prevent their release is 100% NOT part of their job.

In the spirit of sharing, I’m giving out Dick pics. Here’s a freebie:

That’s what I thought. She has a very nice butt and if it were me, I’d do the same thing she did. Want to look at my butt? Go for it, it’s very lovely, right? ;)

I came to say the same thing - but didn’t want to skew the message.

I like how she found a way to plug her (awful) new single too. Well played, Sia.