Erin, when will we have this year’s scary story contest? I look forward to it every year!

Ah, I see. The Coens should make up a story. And in that story, since they are free to invent any characters and any plotlines they want to, they should also feel free to do whatever they want with the general social and cultural setting in which the story occurs. And what they should want to do is to include at least…

Can I ask a question that might get me in trouble?