I despise them.

Omg might this be the way to finally end Comcast’s reign of terror?

Like, literally the only nice thing I can say about her is that her hair no longer looks like the Sahara.

Listening to him talk after eating dry toast was not good.

I’m watching Project Runway and the football game—DVR won’t let me record/watch more than 2 at a time, DAMN YOU FIOS!—so I can’t record it until the repeat later. Is it as bad as the first time she was on?

Let’s get our priorities straight missy - Zuckerberg has no business doing his own commercials. That was extremely uncomfortable. Like when you are at the dentist and you are trapped in the chair and you have to listen to fucking Nickelback song.

Right. Get back on LiveJournal AVRIL LAVIGNE

I worked with a woman who legitimately LOVED Nickelback. She used to talk about how I and my coworkers didn’t know “real rock” because we hated them.

That’s what Avril considers bullying? Goodness, she really is Canadian, isn’t she!

Srsly, pick a different social media platform. That’s why God made all different kinds in the rainbow after he flooded the earth for orally transmitted gossip.

This is, somehow, the first time I’ve actually heard Zuckerberg speak. Is that how he actually talks, or is he “acting”?

Zuck’s response: “It’s not like me, to say I’m sorry...”

TOTAL TANGENT-

Playing a Nickleback song is bullying.

Yeah the feigned innocence is getting old.

Feel free to substitute the words “evil” or “selfish” for stupid as well.

Right. I sort of don’t like casting Trump supporters as naive. You had to be willfully ignorant to not get the agenda Trump and Co. were pushing. You had to cling to your stupidity with tenacity, basically putting your hands over your ears and screaming “nah nah nah, I can’t hear you” while the rest of us desperately…

I’m having a hard time feeling any sympathy for Trump voters who get health benefits via the exchange or who receive Medicare/Social Security who seem stunned that the continuation of these benefits is now in real jeopardy. I feel sorry for everyone smart enough not to vote for Trump who will lose access to these…

Every headline should be Trump supporters: stupid as fuck.