I assumed it was a freak accident where somehow the entire car seat flew out the window (if Trump can be president, why shouldn’t this be possible?). Somehow, not defying reason is even more amazing.

and that baby’s name was America.

She’s lucky to have sewervived.

This story of the baby not buckled who suvives the car crash is the most 2016 thing of 2016.

No, fuck Debbie Wasserman Schulz, because if she’d been on top of the voter suppression issues, as head of the DNC in charge of federal level office elections, this election would be very different. This stuff was in the papers, it was a coordinated plan playing a long game, and she was too busy taking payday loan…

Come next week you’ll probably have to add another 500,000 to your name.

“Pass the turkey neck and dumplings”

i mean, i could, yeah, but is name dropping her as opposed to just adding one to my total sort of singling her out?

will you have to add “and Jill Stein” to the end of your name come Friday?

Carving instructions by Lorena.

I like how this story is being posted right as everyone is about to carve the turkey.

You have successfully won Thanksgiving Commentary Olympics with this.

She won gold in the 100 meter Swimming Through Hateful Comments (That She Could Hire Somebody To Filter).

Exactly. Having suffered mental health issues myself, I remember times where I was acting like Kanye and people LOVED it. No, I wasn’t famous or bringing in money, but I was making parties more interesting and doing “artist” things and people were getting entertainment out of my unhealthy behavior. I look back at my…

Thank you, yes! I replied downstream a bit, but I echo your sentiments. I used to work for PP and they are totally fine, they do a LOT of work. But it is because they are the Wal-Mart of health care providers. They have money to advertise and keep their costs low, and people need the care they provide at low prices.…

I’d add give donations in cash to your local women’s shelter. You just know that with all the overt misogyny getting the Presidential seal of approval, battered women’s lives won’t get easier.

Yes, a couple of times. It makes me jumpy I’m getting paranoid.

For me it was! Like over and over. It was irrationally making me very nervous.

I read that too quickly and thought you were wishing people deep dish. Which I wouldn’t mind.