yeah bullshit fucking media. fuck. you. you fed the beast, you skewed the polls, trying to have your cake and eat it too. I mean, i know it was more complicated than that, but still. their hands are not clean. our culture of jersey shore and keeping up with fucking kardashians has toxically entranced america to the…

please hold me thread. i can’t stop crying. this is fucked beyond fucked. america is a failed experiment. that’s it. we are a nation founded on ethnic cleansing, and so here are in this place..do we get to be surprised? it was in our fucking blueprints.

what about barb?

I feel like the cinnamon bagel represents the

HA. perfect.

“fuck your cinnamon bagel”

yeah they just need to have really angry sex and then I’ll be able to calm down

fuck that scares me more than anything.

*runs and gets his biggest cross*

Poe’s: A Soiled Pigeon

PooCast

DEAD LMAO

do you watch broad city? the hurricane episode would resonate with you

a lot less Gary’s will be born in 9 months.

Weiner, get your DICK out of the electorate.

Unfortunately the real audience for this story though doesn’t give a shit about facts. Repubs, the press, and trump are doing their hyperbolic dance and it’s irritating the shit out of me. Everyone is pavlov-trained to hear E-MAIL and FREAK the fuck out. The race is tightening, and I know not enough to feel TOO…

it reacts prematurely though.

My stomach lining would be in seriously better shape if it had been bobby newport running. I can feel my ulcers wanting to pop, or as I call em, lil trumps.

Yah guys, let’s just cancel democracy, it’s such a loser. It’s ratings are terrible I hear. Not like the apprentice.