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*pour. I have control over typos too.

  • door close button on elevator

I had control when I bought halloween candy early, and I had control when I only ate 1 piece this morning. I also had control when I said fuck that and inhaled three more. Don’t tell me I don’t have control.

“Hillary are you sure you wanna do the Javits Convention Center, Trump was a little involved in it...”

/previously main-line Philadelphia jew

*white jewish brooklynites. lol.

YAH IT’S MY BIRTHDAYY BITCHEZ

there is no better female millennial outreach than a Broad City cameo appearance. I’m not being sarcastic.

that gif never gets old

Whoever remembers the 3rd season House finale looks at this and has really fucking disturbing images come to mind!!!

4G spot sounds inherently cooler. Imagine the reception..

If you squint a little it’s paint but if you squint harder it’s clearly my mother’s disappointment in me, then if you scroll up then down again it’s a vagina I don’t know what’s confusing here.

Sweet, sweet, idyllic Canadian countryside non-drama is the proper antidote to this shit year. I am READY.

She’s thinking..

some of us have TBI’s, Gregg Sulkin

Yeah. 2010 complacency screwed a lot of shit up.

Latest polls show media elite is no 1 cause of constipation for 18-35yo women. After that it’s soylent bars.

Goddamn it. It’s a miracle my t.v. survived this debate. I felt a lil smashy if you know what I mean. The really, maybe most disgusting thing for me is- I don’t believe he is pro-life. Not for a fucking second. Not to say he would have any qualms in enacting the most draconian abortion laws ever w/ his buddy penc-il

Tres bon. Do you tutor?