Just curious. Have you tried them yet?

Not quite contemporary, but Flannery O’Connor’s letters are feisty as hell.

Ooof. That sounds horrible and I’m sorry. Love and solidarity, lady. Good luck with the EMDR.

The eyes are the nipples of the face.

A new Diane Rehm show or podcast?

Oh my god.

Also, YES.

Yes, yes and YES.

My soon to be husband is a high school teacher and those kids (as horrible as they sometimes are) know what’s UP when it comes to gender politics, and we live in the Deep South. Social media has its upside.

I would like to hug you and give you an entire cigarette, I have two.

HA. Yes you do.

Do or don’t (I haven’t).

They got me feelin’ like:

:praying hands emoji x 4:

The Difficulty of Bushes

To be fair, the curly R on the Runts label might be mistaken for a C by a 6 year old.

Yes. Queen.

YASS. Also:

I yawned once and from the little tendon-like thing under the tongue a little stream of liquid squirted like a fountain and hit the mirror.