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And I don’t think Spacey’s Hollywood career took off in time for him to have abused Haim in the 80s.

I was thinking of another famous Tom.

The rumors of Travolta had always involved grown men in gym and massage parlour. I am not so quick to link him to this. Tom Cruise will be my guess.

Please don’t let it be Tom Hanks, which was the name that sprung to my mind. I’d die inside.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

But that election seemed was so...sketchy. Like Nixon vs. Kennedy sketchy, except worse, because we knew that (while crooked!) Nixon did have the ability. Bush II...uh, well...

Whoa, that’s awesome! I debated on the gloss black but decided to get silver after reading that the gloss one scratched easily. It honestly doesn’t matter though, I’ll have to have it in a very protective case since I tend to drop my mofo phone on the daily. Any issues yet? I’m coming from a 5c so I’m expecting to be

GO LOOK IN YOUR BATHROOM WHAT IF THE KIDNAPPER IS IN YOUR BATHROOM

I don’t know if I completely agree with that. I think it could just as easily have been his sense of entitlement. This is a man who’s never had to work for anything in his life-everything he has has been given to him.

Nice! My partner actually lucked into a 128 GB jet black plus. Fucking LUCKY. Woke up early last Friday (not September 9th, when preorders started, the day it came out). All the stores seemed to be sold out of matte black, and silver, but she found ONE store with jet black 128.

Jeb seemed like he was doing it out of obligation to his family. He was over the idea of campaigning. You could tell just looking at him.

If Dubya and Reagan are any indication, you don’t actually have to do any work as President. All the work is in the campaigning-once you’re in office you can delegate pretty much everything. But I don’t think Jeb was up for even campaigning.

With a mom like Barb, and an alcoholic older brother overshadowing him (everyone thought Jebbie would be father’s successor, not the cocaine cowboy) and failing his way into the presidency, it’s no wonder he’s able to laugh at himself. He’d probably go insane otherwise.

Well, that may be true, but being funny takes more than just reading funny lines.

Barcade is on the other side of the block. People cooler than me tell me it’s not “trendy” anymore. But I’m one of those weird people who goes to places because they are fun, not because I want to feel “trendy.” And it just so happens that I find playing classic arcade games and drinking beer lots of fun.

I turn Amber Alerts off before I go to sleep.

True but his delivery was not bad at all. Funny material has been written for lots of folks. Lots of folks can’t pull off funny material. Not saying he was 100% but he was JUST SHY of totally natural in his delivery. He made me laugh.

Those alerts are terrifying in the middle of the night.

I hope they catch him just so they can ask “why did you pick the areas of Manhattan with the least amount of people on a Saturday night?”

Of course you don’t. You’re a white male who only notices skin color when it doesn’t benefit you or when you’re opining about it not mattering.