I’ve still not heard anything that is even remotely as scary as the “Look at Me” one, but every year I look forward to you wonderful commenters trying to best it.

that a responding police officer was also injured when another officer’s gun accidentally discharged.

Remember sitting cross-legged as a kid? I tried that the other day and almost threw my back out.

Holy shit who is that rescue guy???

Look at me everybody, I'm breastfeeding! I'm special!

Honestly, it was very hard for me to run this piece (okay, not that hard because Lindy is hilarious) because I enjoy the movie. It's just so easy.

How.Dare.You.