Trying to fire the special counsel is one of the classic blunders. Just under the top 2. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is never get involved with a Sicilian when death is on the line.

My nephew Washing Machine makes weird noises and is clearly unbalanced.

what do you recommend? i’m all cauliflower ears 

That lady is going to take some lumps by going solo.

Actually, everyone knows who she is.

Sing a song of Mike Pence,

Men sure are emotional and irrational lately. I think we need to stop letting them make statements, run things, and read the news until we can get a handle on what’s happening.

At what point in the party did Sean Bean die, tho?

I predict there will be 3-5 million stars cast for this comment illegally.

But the EMALS!

Well, because they lived in Russia during the collapse of the Soviet Union and safe contraception (yes even hormonal birth control and condoms) weren’t available for purchase. Actually, even feminine hygiene products, like pads and tampons, weren’t available. Oh while we’re at it, this was the only time Russia had…

The argument that feminists should welcome pro-life women into the fold is so frustrating and completely misses the point of feminism. If you don’t think women should have control of their own bodies, you cannot be a feminist. If you don’t like abortion but think other women should have the right and access to make…

If you don’t believe in abortion; then don’t get one. It’s that simple. This is not about people’s personal beliefs; it’s about people’s obsessive desire to control all women; particularly their bodies. That is why she supports an “abstinence only” sex education program. This program doesn’t prevent abortion the…

Looks like they blew the special effects budget on a Snapchat mustache filter.

It’s like President Trump always says:

WE, however, do have something to celebrate.

I suck at shade. That’s what I come here for, lol.

Yeah, I am. I was a few minutes away today, in my office, hearing all the chaos. It’s an awful feeling to step outside and see people crying and being terrified. I’m just hoping the injured people will survive, that three dead will be the total.

the same friend group could have had quick failed marriages before the age of 26 does not ring particularly real