@shefightsback: Or, you know, text message. Or call. Or quit pretending you're friends in real life.

@ilovedavelister: Chucklefuckers! That is an almighty word combo right there. I hope you don't mind if I take it and start using it generously.

@kookoocachaw: But think how awesome it would be if they were! I'd move there yesterday.

@Cher_Horowitz: And I may love you, Cher_Horowitz for your obvious good taste in film.

@rah29: Oh I will be haunted by the picture of her holding her awards. She looks TERRIFIED.

@18thfloor: Is it wrong to try and woo young ladies with beer pong? It is wrong, as a young lady, to be wooed so? If so, I don't want to be right.

@DonnaPirana: Whoever's free works for me. I'm not choosy.

@Michelle13: "I've heard all your excuses and chased your wild gooses"

@DonnaPirana: Could you maybe do me a favor and reverse the plot? I'd like to sic Taylor Swift on the IRS right about now...

@Dictator for Life: That was called Two Weeks' Notice.

@vamvaki_poulaki: You WOULD NOT believe the extent to which people are matchy matchy. I work in "fashion" retail and it boggles my mind that people won't wear a cardigan with a tank if they aren't the same color.

@SouthernSatine: Me too, and I'm a very lip balm kind of girl.

@donopolis: This. I really don't have anything more profound to add, I think you said it all.

@morninggloria: I was trying to think of a really sweet nickname for "Funding Doctors Without Borders" but I don't think it can be done. At least not by me. And I imagine this kid is in for a life of farm jokes.

@lalie (apologetic mess): They don't look that large. I'm thinking a very small glass.

Farmers feed our nation. He should be proud.

@bluebears: And my imaginary boyfriend when I was 15 and living in Purdue country.

@lizdexia: I understand and maybe I didn't express exactly what I meant to say. I fully agree that the clinic was put in a bad situation. I don't expect the clinics to go unpaid, but like many others have mentioned, there are options other than holding an animal hostage.

@fauxfruit: I think your point sums up why this story is so sad. Holding someone's puppy hostage in most cases won't get you your money. Nor will it teach the owner to be more careful with money or to live by "if you can't vet 'em don't get 'em". Or solve anything really. Go after their credit score, not their…

@alula: Oh Barbara Kingsolver. I had forgotten my love of her.