@I, Zombie Normal: Ed Hardy has even invaded my beloved craft store. Sew on patches and temporary tattoos. Nightmares.

@Luckwouldhaveit: The purple bag is actually pretty cute in person. Although I did see it and think Vera Bradley and Marc Jacobs had a baby.

Don't worry Mr Reid, if there was alcohol involved all you need is about $600 and you can get your Vegas wedding annulled.

@rodmanstreet: I couldn't be offended because I was too hungry.

@Penny_Esq: that's one of my favorite things to shout at people. They rarely get it.

@twirlywhirly: I went on two vacations my senior year of highschool. Missed a week for each one, still graduated, and still had my pick of good colleges.

I love the sunglasses Jess is wearing in the bottom picture. I don't have anything remotely like those.

I love women! I love to have them in my kitchen cooking for me. And I love when they wear those pants that are cut low. Oh man and don't get me started on the way they walk. There's a women's movement I can get behind. Heh.

It looks to me like Beyonce is not in love with her asymmetrical hemline. She's either hiding it or awkwardly holding it out so it's the same length as the rest.

I imagine it would be very hard for a mother to have a child completely change the appearance they got from your genes. Also to know that there is likely something very wrong going on behind that plastic face.

Also, the Moment of Zen was the same Biden clip we saw here yesterday!

@therewillcomesoftrains: applause

@audioblitz13: No, that's silly. Whether or not a soldier is doing his or her job isn't important. But who they like to shag? That's of utmost importance.

@All Obviously this is all truth. Thank you guys for making sure I got this message. Now I will know not to stand too close to anyone because they could be a closet gay.

@CurtCole: @BetteD Thanks! I now feel for all the Jezzies that read from non-speaker friendly places on a regular basis.

I can't listen, can someone please transcribe?!

@femme-bot: And this is why I neeeeedz mah replies.

@misty_mae: I checked with my best friend and she agreed that we never saw them in Indiana. Maybe things have changed in the last 7 years though.

Am I really old or is my state dumb? I didn't know there were cards to get penalized or kicked out in volleyball. And I played for years. Maybe the spectators are making a joke? Someone help!

@SUNNY1: "He nailed the girl in the head!"