I understand that the new “kotaku.com”-less endings of the video has been replaced perhaps with the ASMR of Tim forcing liquids down his throat from the very same brand of coffee cup located in my office, but after being conditioned for it for a while now I am left sonically frustrated at the close!

Well you’re throwing the baby out with the bathwater here and this article isn't "gamer outrage," it's level-headed criticism of a product 

This isn’t a review.

BUWHAHAH Sueco looks like something a couple of tiktok-saavy 40 year olds assembled in a lab hastily converted from a laundry room.

Bill’s increasingly desperate attempts to quit the advertising industry continued to make him ever more successful in it.

Excellent question. If only someone might patiently explain it to you in roughly 2,100 words or so.

If only...

Thank you for writing material I learned from. Thanks for sharing your perspective. I’ve got practically no power in the kind of crisis you describe, but I’ll try to follow and share the authors who take risks like you. Good luck.

I really like Joshua’s writing. So I hope he lands somewhere solid. A place where an herb can’t tear up foundations.

Your games of the decade retrospective was the best one I read. Keep swinging.

Very glad to see that Tim Rogers’ response was an 8 minute rant defending Metroidvania

These are exactly the kinds of articles we need right now. So bummed you’re leaving. You will always belong here and there is space for you.

Ugh why did this piece have to be one of your best, and your last :( This all sucks so so much.

*Looks up articles written by Josh*

Wow. Floored by this piece. I hope you have a good friend that will take you out for drinks and pick your brain for hours about any and all of these paragraphs, because that's pretty much what I want to do after reading it. Keep going. For all our sakes, keep going. 

I would like to challenge Jim Spanfeller to a fight. My DMs are open, Jim.

shut da fuck up

Bless.