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Well, that is literally the POINT OF THIS STORY. What could be more polar opposite to “cow country” than a fashion runway? Finally, after all these years, breast pumps are catching up with technology and becoming more inconspicuous. I’m a solo parent by choice, and also breast fed because the pumps didn’t work for me.

Please get those drain cloggers under your sink and locked. If they fall and god forbid splash open, you are in a world of trouble.  The rest I’m on board with.

“ A rag that traffics in useless celebrity gossip.” Did Jezebel seriously just post this, effectively reposting an article on celebrity gossip? Excuse now while I go and catch up on your Cardi B updates.

They make the transition when the publicists stop paying.

My drug addicted brother came into a large settlement and spent it all on...yeah, drugs. He’s now still on drugs, he just got to buy more for a while.

Treatment is often a month in intense community rehab, then sober living, and continued therapy outside of the facility. The plan is usually set forth by the treatment center, not the patient.

It has nothing to do with breasts and everything to do with keeping women shackled to the home. That picture that leads the story is perfect and typically how I see women breast feeding in public. You see NOTHING. The baby covers her and her shirt meets the baby’s latch. It is absolutely not about modesty. It’s about

Oh, nevermind, the study involved ground bugs in muffins. I can get on board with that.

I mean, great, but grind that shit up and mix it into something palatable.

Ugh, this takes me back to a time when my brother was dating an anti-abortion activist. She met my cousin’s baby and said, “Another baby saved!” and my cousin was all like “no, you dumb shit. We tried to have this kid for 5 years.”

The good news is she is likely working all the time and there is a Guatemalan nanny caring for them.

YES, an all American boy who literally plays the most American sport of football, for the most American team, the PATRIOTs, in the most American city of Boston. Who’s named TOM. BRADY.

Why don’t you “watch” the many pictures of Hillary cavorting with Trump and Weinstein that are all over the internet? Maybe you’ll feel better.

Yeah, well, the companies who test these drugs are paid massive amounts of money to ensure they are safe and make it to market. 

But we are supposed to trust the SAME companies, and the SAME doctors who promote the current vaccine schedule? And the same scientists that work for these companies that test them for safety? And we are meant to trust the Chinese companies who manufacturer these products, who are in the midst of a vaccine fraud scanda

He didn't even get to cum, your honor! 

I think this line of thinking comes from the idea that fingers can’t feel pleasure, in the same heightened way as a penis, so why should a man be punished if he did not even get physical pleasure from the act ? Remember, with rape, like so many things, the male perspective drives the understanding of the crime, and

I tested my urine pH for a long time to help figure out if my cystitis pain levels coorelated to ph changes and how my diet impacted it.  It was helpful, as was removing oxlates from my diet.

He is a raging narcissist, so only has loyalty to himself. To him, America is a brand 

Why aren’t we giving these women free formula to assist?  Anyone being prescribed methadone should have this provided to them.  I’m a huge breast feeding fan, but I’m mostly a fan of safe, healthy moms and babies, so formula all the way.