Right, because I’m completely being 100% serious and convinced that people getting murdered on cruise ships is identical to her sailing expedition with her partner of 15 years.

It’s just a running joke we have, mainly because I’ll miss her for a year! I do have some reservations, generally, given that she and her partner both suffer from depression. I’m not sure the isolation and lack of immediate assistance is a good idea.

I totally thought you were going to post “Open Water” before the gif loaded. I’ll add this to the paranoid queue! I haven’t seen this either, so I look forward to watching and ratcheting up my water anxiety.

One of my best friends is in a position where she can take a sabbatical and sail the world with her partner for a year on a boat that they have spent years restoring. As someone who grew up in a landlocked state, with a great fear of open water, I felt compelled to tell her what a horrible idea this is and that…

It’s already a thing. And it’s expensive, just like I imagine a marriage to Amber would be!

I’m bothered by people peeing on the bed and ruining the linens and mattress. Like, insanely bothered. No rational person would engage in this behavior.

Yeah, spas, massage, and salt breathing rooms are so evil that they’ve been around Europe forever. They’re so “enlightened and relaxed” there, but here it is seen as pure evil snake oil because it impinges on the pharma industry’s sales.

Meh, “journalism” at Jezebel is a combination of click bait and shill stories for pharma and a variety of pay per view social movements, specifically trans culture.

But what about the healthcare CEO bonuses? :-(

Unfortunately, they are all still alive and walking the streets. It’s mostly a matter of culturally induced racism. I have strong, muscular Beyonce-Dancer legs. They are literally looking me in the face and telling me that my bones and muscles don’t fit with their fantasy of what is sexually pleasing to them, so I…

I have had men on the street tell me I’d be “perfect” if I toned up/lost 15 pounds. They always couch it in the context of health/fitness advice, so it’s meant to seem like a compliment.

You know, I just sat through that propoganda video and could only hear my 4th grade social studies teacher’s voice, telling us “America” is all of the Americas, north, south and central. Our country is “The United States of America.”

Haven’t these people ever heard of townhouses/condos? WTF

There’s a film called “The Brainwashing of my Dad” that you might enjoy. It covers this exact topic.

Someone with ‘shop skills needs to make the “Weekend at Donny’s” gif happen.

Yes, you should be grossed out. I’m an overly stressed single mom and have never, ever had to change my kid’s diaper in front of others. I have used a park bench, but only at a safe distance from others.

Donald Trump is a regular at the 21 Club, so unfortunately this does happen in steak houses too.

Let’s talk about what’s really going on here: Prez cry baby is creating some major distractions online. Why ? What is he hiding? My money is on someone selling a sex tape which Putin currently holds.

Exactly. Putting aside the personal elements of the story which are heartbreaking and tragic, his literal JOB is to attend to passing a workable healthcare bill intended to improve the quality of life of the citizens who PAY HIS SALARY. Instead, he is acting like my 70 year old aunt on facebook, wasting time,…

It absolutely exists. Only the threat of a very kinky sex tape being revealed can bring about this level of crazy.