Fair enough. I think I am taking my position very personally, as I am in my second trimester and do not feel like I can deliver a baby without some kind of divine intervention!

Yeah, I was going to liken the flavor to that of xmas tree ornament dough, which I ate when younger.

I don't know. Pushing a watermelon sized baby out of a walnut size hole feels miraculous to me.

I was once in a fancy restaurant, in Acapulco, and far out of my element. They served some bread in a basket of bread. This confused me. So whatever, I dug into it, and then decided to give the bread basket itself a try. I mean, no one told me not to eat it! Anyway, it was the saltiest, hardest, most inedible thing I…

I bet this exact vid is available somewhere on the internet. Animals get c-sections too, especially fancy, purebred ones that have trouble birthing.

It's even funnier in that the monkey seems to be struggling to try to pull the dog in a particular direction and then gets fed up with the dog's resistance and smacks him! Such a brat!

I think the monkey actually slaps the dogs at :30!

It's an apt description of my dating life, but with less of the "sexual" and "thriller" bits.

Why the fuck are colleges handling criminal matters? It actually seems like they are encouraging rape by providing a rape sanctuary, for lack of a better term. This isn't merely an ethnics violation, like cheating, but a "serious you get arrested and go to trial" crime.

UNM women's soccer is starting to develop a reputation:

Isn't this what NAMBLA is all about, albeit, with minors? Minors are, of course, a group that cannot give consent.

Fuck this shit. The advertising is cute and all but it's a little late to the game given the fact that they must now include same sex partnerships on policies. It would have had more of an impact back in 2005.

I have a feeling that drunk mario had nothing to do with the Ice Bucket Challenge and just got smashed over the head. Otherwise he would have finished it off with "Thanks Obama!"

The only thing that seems stupider to me than buying a pet shop dog is buying a cat from a breeder. I mean, we have freaking trap, spay and release programs! If you want a cat, put a can of tuna out, and you got yourself a stray best friend for life.

I wish there were a dating site based exclusively on good deeds. How amazing would that be? Here are some strong contenders for the it: http://bleuvous.com/2013/11/60-ima…

Thanks for this. It cleared up a lot of questions I had and posted down thread.

Can someone clear this up for me?:

Rabbits were never traditionally considered companion animals in the US. Cats have always been companion animals and never food sources. The adoption of rabbits as pets in American culture is a relatively new thing. People now keep chickens and goats as pets too, but we traditionally think of them as "food animals."

Imagine Red Panda meat!!

I'm all ears and would like to hare more about issue.