“Basically, the idea is this. Kylo Ren, over the course of Star Wars: The Force Awakens and maybe beyond, is trying to either clone, or resurrect, Darth Vader.”

Selling my clothes drunk on HSN is my dream job.

Like, um... we didn’t technically cure polio, but society is cured of polio as a problem because vaccines.

I love how he was like, let’s stop talkin about vaccination and start talkin about cures as if they don’t go together in eliminating disease.

i had an aneurysm when Huckabee complained that we don’t cure diseases any more.

Nurses charting requirements are out of control also, not as bad as doctors, but ridiculous. Lots of unnecessary double charting, etc.

Love her. Love the lips, the bone structure. The way she normAlly stays the fuck out of the limelight ? But Jesus what do I know. I'm only a very drunk person who though it a good idea to Jezebel before bed.

If it reassures you at all, the doctors were working that entire time you did not see them. Blame it on the paperwork - the loads of documentation that are required by doctors are sucking away time they would have spent at the bedside. In my experience, a hospitalist will spend the morning rounding and then the entire…

+1 Talking is so overrated.

Lol. Yeah, and I’m over just thinking, I can’t say a word about how much I work as a lawyer. Would get eviscerated.

“Twelve Recipes for Raw Placenta (wait til you see #8!)”

“Why I Cried the Day my Child Insisted on not Being Worn on my Back at Age 7.”
“10 Uses For Essential Oils (7 Cure Cancer!)“
“Open Letter: To the Mom that Cloth Diapers Herself—You Go Girl!”

That seems to be just the way, everywhere, though. It really pisses me off actually.

I would like to start out by saying that I know and love many nurses (my mom was one for 30+ years), I admire and respect the job they do, and Joy Behar is an idiot. Nurses are awesome!

My daughter’s pediatrician uses them... but she also has a pre-existing heart condition, so imagine that might have something to do with it.

last time, she wouldnt let him check her heart so he checked her horsey’s (neigh’s) heart first. It was the cutest thing.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

You know who’s actually a manic pixie dream dude? Jack Dawson from Titanic. He literally only exists to further the character journey of the female lead and once he’s fulfilled that purpose it’s like GET OFF MY DOOR NOW KTHX.

cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat women. cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat women. cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat…

you've never been subject to that judgment (from, say, for example, a boss, or a board of directors).