1 is gay, probably not the one youre thinking of

They used to work for Buzzfeed. Had a very popular video series and then left and started their own thing. Now popular YouTubers. I’d say they’re most known by the lower half of millennial or older Gen Z.

Cheating allegations against Fulmer are, for Gen-Z, something akin to the cheating claims against John Mulaney

I have laughed at this exchange more than I care to admit. I want to know what “You’re going to straight Van Halen out your dorkhole” means. I have to know.

I would have a “Whoops! My computer crashed and all the digital copies were lost! How unfortunate!” moment, for sure.

Ned is now no longer a member of the Try Guys according to their Instagram

A popular YouTuber who’s built his entire career and brand around a cheery personality and family friendly content is actually a cheating dirtbag?

That would have been the first thing I shredded. The guy is a vindictive controlling SOB. If I hadn't shredded the book I would have lied to the judge and taken control of the situation.

Yup - burning party tomorrow ... he can have the ashes as a fitting memory of their marriage.

F*ck that noise. I’m obliterating all of it and either paying a fine or doing a little jail time. 

Of the four of them, he totally looks like the most likely to cheat.

She married him. She might be embarrassed, but I’m sure she doesn’t give a shit. I mean, she’s married to him. That tidbit might help her get a larger settlement should she choose to divorce him, but she chose to marry him and stay in the relationship up to this point.

Hoo boy, married to Alex Jones and then digitally wife-swapped to Roger Stone? This is one lucky lady.

To your point about his wife: A lot of conservative women are raised to see “alpha” men like Jones claims to be as the ideal partner. Also I think she’s divorcing/has divorced him by now.

Stone has since tried to save face for both him and Jones by going on InfoWars to claim the “intimate communications” between the two entailed nothing more than prayer.

That’s not exactly the charge I was expecting or hoping for, but whatever it takes.  Having said that, I think I’m far more interested in whatever it is Fucker Carlson is shitting himself over.  Fuck it, release the trove of texts publicly, we’ll be the judges.  

The thought of Roger Stone looking at you naked without your consent.

His ex has already subpoenaed the text messages, and surely will be using them to get custody of her kids back. Good on her!

But please oh please tell me the Feds get Alex Jones for something far, far worse than revenge porn.