“She is a “a dancer, a professor, a head of state, a housekeeper, an equestrian, a prisoner”...

I don’t know if Gillette razors cut into hair better than other razors, but nothing cuts into a person better than the truth.

Last night I was playing a lot of Pharah and I was getting a surprisingly lack of attention from my Mercys...

It’s not that I feel obligated to boycott his videos: I just can’t find humor in his stuff anymore. When it was just dumb twitter comments, I was able to dismiss it as such. But hearing the actual words in his own voice ruined it for me. What was funny to me was his personality, and now my brain associates his…

“WHAT IF GAY SEX LEADS TO SEX WITH DOGS? WHAT IF I THINK I’M A TRANS DOG, HUH?”

Huh, funny Gizmodo has always been a science and technology blog.

I’ve literally never gotten Ana boosted at a time when it was helpful or prudent. “GET IN THERE!” she screams at me, a Roadhog who has just walked out of the spawn as the payload moves ever further, my stubby legs waddling down El Dorado as I fire blindly into the middle distance.

I’m going to try to upack one paragraph of this drivel as I am a masochist: