“She is a “a dancer, a professor, a head of state, a housekeeper, an equestrian, a prisoner”...

I don’t know if Gillette razors cut into hair better than other razors, but nothing cuts into a person better than the truth.

Last night I was playing a lot of Pharah and I was getting a surprisingly lack of attention from my Mercys...

“WHAT IF GAY SEX LEADS TO SEX WITH DOGS? WHAT IF I THINK I’M A TRANS DOG, HUH?”

I’ve literally never gotten Ana boosted at a time when it was helpful or prudent. “GET IN THERE!” she screams at me, a Roadhog who has just walked out of the spawn as the payload moves ever further, my stubby legs waddling down El Dorado as I fire blindly into the middle distance.

I’m going to try to upack one paragraph of this drivel as I am a masochist: