What? Every BMW model serves a niche purpose! You’ve got the small coupe, the SUV version of small coupe, the “small” sedan, the coupe version of that small sedan (bigger than the small coupe), the convertible version of that coupe version of the small sedan, the four door version of the coupe version of the small…

Pretty sure that lending money to someone (a risky business) who on paper won’t be authorized to work (make money) is a good business decision, and has nothing to do with discrimination....  When people get over the new flash of “racism” then the media will stop making it a big deal.

I’m not a Boomer and don’t have a problem with the mid-engine layout. But so far, two things tick me off about the C8.

This is jedi-level Volvo knowledge. I’ve seen this raw strength only once before. It didn’t scare me enough then. It does now. 

2nd Gear:

With one month left on that inspection sticker, CP is the safe choice for me and anyone else in the Keystone State.

Why get government approval when you can take the Uber/Lyft approach and flaunt your disregard for existing laws & regulations?

Autonomous Sex Closet is the name of my R.E.O. Speedwagon tribute band.

Exactly. After dropping me off at work my Model S works the counter at McDonald’s.

“Hey, I have an idea! I’ll take the only car I own, drive it to work and while I’m at work I’ll rent it out as a taxi! Then when I’m ready to go home, I’ll ‘summon’ it back to the office! It’s literally win-win and my car value goes up!”

If you want to participate in the gig economy with your Tesla, go nuts. After 5+ years of taxi duty that car will be worthless, and the morsels of revenue share Tesla pays you might offset the car’s accelerated depreciation, maintenance, and repair costs.

Businesses buy assets that make them money all the time. A fundamental aspect of accounting is that the asset still depreciates in value over time, not to mention the including of incremental costs of maintenance, unplanned repairs, etc.

And by Chevy you mean Ford on the pickup truck emoji?

Name brand tires on a 25 year old Jeep that looks stupid clean inside. Whoever owns this thing clearly loves it. NP all day.

On a classic Jeep Cherokee with the bulletproof 4.0 inline six, miles almost don’t matter. It’s a bit like the bean dip I’ve had in the back of my fridge since... *shrugs*...

[insert David Tracy joke here] 

I had my ‘08 Passat voluntarily repo’d after all of the issues: $1,000 a month in repair bills for 4 months before the car note was even paid? Forget it! I told the bank to come get it. “Well your credit is going to be ruined.” “Lady, I don’t have money for food! What do I care about my credit?!”

That's $1,000 a seat. Hillary Clinton can't even pull that kind of coin anymore.

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Or you can spend the same coin for a 14 year newer ‘08 Odyssey EX-l with built in DVD player and 1/2 the 0-60 time of this thing.  I understand these VW vans have irrational pricing but that doesn’t mean the rest of us have to spend too much for a stripped and slow van.  I’m sure this is NP for the VW enthusiasts. For…