100% correct.

I think several million 4WD and SUVs on the road that has never been within 10 miles of a patch of dirt will prove that there are a significant number of auto buyers out there who rarely think about actual use of the thing they are buying.

No, the dream would be a nice E65 AMG 4Matic wagon. This thing is pure CP.

I can’t tell if it’s a trick of the photo angle, or if it’s legit misaligned, but that driver side especially looks off.  Good catch.  

“ I tried to sell it honey, but I got no offers... come on, I am sure the baby seat will fit in the back....”

The quick-sell after so many upgrades and modifications makes me think they unleashed some serious gremlins in the engine bay and want someone else to banish them while also making back all their money.

The gold alloy wheels may be an acquired taste, but they are at least not overly garish...

Gorgeous. It’s everything I could want. Except maybe with a V8, because I’m a troglodyte.

If I was CEO of BMW?

gated manuals and NA V8s in everything, because that’s what The People want, per my understanding from these comment sections.

didn’t even read

I have zero nostalgia for something I never even saw as a kid (or really ever, until just now)....CP all day for me. To 99% of buyers, this is just a malaise hatchback with an asking price that’s almost $2,000 too high.

Tired, beat up and it looks like the owner went over it with 50 grit sandpaper before he shot the pics. CP.

Well, my ex turned out to not be that reliable, so there’s that.

Because article clicks, yo

People do buy vehicles based on looks.  The F-150 and Ram look very nice.  The Silverado looks horrible.

Being from Canada I would definitely have an opinion on the canoe.

I’m with you. Then it should be priced like a broken bike though.  There’s nothing wrong with dumping you broken stuff but it’s got to be priced for it. 

Hey, just wait until you hear what people say when I start doing airplanes and canoes.

The seller claims that it was always meticulously maintained, but he couldn’t fix the fucking starter?  STFU.  Crack pipe.