People followed Obama because he would sign any ridiculous thing any democrat put in front of him.  Obamacare had the largest pork add-ons in history.  He was a do-nothing junior senator who introduced no new legislation.  Basically, he was nothing more than a groomed party yes-man.  His big promise that got repubs to…

Star for “sucks down gas like me at a Mexican Buffet.”

I like this part particularly, as I’ve never really seen inappropriate vents. I imagine they just shout obscenities all day as opposed to blowing hot or cold air.

I thought ‘Timely’ was a unique descriptor for the transmission, considering it’s a manual. I mean, it shifts when you shift it. 

“Get a Land Rover”

Just because the market has decided a value for something doesn’t mean it’s not a crack pipe. Apparently every single one of these is a crack pipe, and I’m okay with that.

This is not even close to that 2004 in terms of amenities and refinement. A 91 Euro spec G wagon is probably closer to a 91 Bronco in terms of capability and refinement and should be priced accordingly. This should be worth maybe double what a comparible condition Bronco is, which is probably not the asking. CP

Your database runs on Kinja?

Well... :gestures broadly at society: I’m banking on dystopia.

So... you’re telling me the Renault Alliance is taking a turn?

FCA just needs to chill at their crib like they don’t need that hoe.

No she won’t. Karen in her Tahoe will still be looking at her phone 5 seconds after the light turned green. 

Eh, I think to classify as a sleeper, it has to be fast as well as subtle. Even with turbo, these are not fast cars. Karen in her Tahoe will still beat you to the next light because she put in her starbucks order 10 minutes ago and she doesn’t want her latte to get cold.

only a bit more than 5,400 were sold over that span. That makes the model both reasonably rare.

Still. not. the. place. for. this.

Stupid shit hanging from ignition key... STRIKE FOUR!!!

Look at it! $2500!

This car is worth $3000 at the absolute most.

Slow, under-powered, 150K on the clock, nearly old enough to run for President (vote Celica in 2020 . . .) and he wants $8,000 for the privilege of owning it.

Davey was my best and only friend from k-6th grade and really gave credence to the final words in the movie Stand By Me, “I never had any friends later on like I had when I was 12.” Rather, I am 43 now and I still have never found a friend quite like him later in life. Sadly I will never get to tell him face to face…