Third Gear. Scene: Two automakers and a therapist sit in a conference room.

How do you even enjoy life being so paranoid?

Seriously dude, have you seen what digital film costs these days? It’s ridiculous!

Yeah, I wouldn’t buy one of these thinking there was ever any possibility that it was “driven gently...”

I’d be distracted too if I saw cats driving.

I agree with your basic premise “I’d love to maintain cars in the hands of human beings, but eliminate the drudgery that sucks all the joy out of driving,” but disagree somewhat with your point 1. I would like to be able to go downtown and not worry about watching my alcohol consumption. In other words, have a nice…

#COTD...pack it up folks, we’re done today.  

Let me drop a little lawyer on you:

Q: You’re 70 now?

A: That’s correct

Q: So, we’re to believe you’re a gentle-driving retiree, is that it?

A: Why, yes, sonny, that’s right.

I think you meant A                          CP <=======|=======> NP

Yesterday I found out I can spend $5k less and end up with a 100% legal Viper.

Paging @R0bert5000 We want updates on your trip to look at the Viper yesterday!

Lets see... Out of warranty Audi.... Out of warranty performance Audi. Out of warranty performance Audi with questionable legality...

The problem with relying on cockpit footage is that you can’t feel the car. For example, if the rear is getting loose again (having just been off-circuit), a late correction might have been entirely justified.

Wrong.

Pfft, he wishes that were plywood. That’s OSB.

That's why friends don't let friends purchase E31s. 

I'm about to find out what the story is. This car is 47 miles from me and I just took the day off to check it out. And my bank has a branch 10 minutes away. 

And travel from state to state.   With no papers.

And you could raise rabbits.  

We could just play “I Spy with my Little Eye” instead of NPOCP...