Audi’s problems from Dieselgate and cost-cutting, creating sub-par products can be summed up in one short anecdote:

You won’t be going fast enough to worry about the speed limit. 

Resident owner of a small flock of semifunctional Samurais, here.

I’m not going to roll over for this one.

Fred: You know Suzy, no one loves you like I do.

I hate Illinois nazis. 

... neither of which are required to be public info.

Don’t use other people’s stuff without permission. 

Awesome. One would think that grown ass adults would be capable of finding their own next jobs without help from their former employer, yet at the same time one would also think that the UAW would do more for its members than siphon off dues to fund 20-odd Democratic POTUS candidates.

Somewhere there is a Pagani owner thinking of buying this car to have a spare set of rear lights! 

5th gear - being rich /= being smart. Uber and Lyft are just pyramid schemes to prop up the initial series A money with suckers down the road and letting the founders and wahtnot cash out while screwing everyone else.

“We gave the owner the option of totaling the car or keeping the claim open and waiting, either way the rental was getting cut off.”

All right, Cincinnati, it is time for this town to get down! You’ve got Johnny... Dr. Johnny Fever, and I am burning up in here! WHOA! WHOO! We ALL in critical condition, babies, but you can tell me where it hurts, ‘cause I got the healing prescription here from the big ‘KRP musical medicine cabinet. Now I am talking…

“and without it, he’s now threatening to close the border entirely.”

Commenters will always get a star for a WKRP reference. Two stars if Loni Anderson is involved or if your reference starts with “As God is my witness....”

Make sure your winter doesn’t include salt on the roads. These are built from compressed rust with a salt soluble binder and oxidize savagely.

Resell it in the PNW for $23k.

Me (using a heavy, lustful French accent): Oh, lover! Remember how after we went to New Orleans you fell in love with the French “razon extra” and have wanted to go to France ever since we talked to the guy talking Creole?

I buy diesel at Costco almost exclusively. The price differential today, per Gas Buddy, is 54 cents per gallon.

You have to buy the car before you find out how good it drives -Seller