Screw EVs. Not everyone lives in a big city, or has any desire to. This country is too damn big for plug in EVs to work for the entire population.  How long would it take to drive an EV to Key West?  In my gasoline powered car, I can do it in 18 hours. 

And headlight height!

“I’m 20, just dropped out of St. John’s University, have a chinstrap beard, wear embellished jeans with Air Jordans, and the IT consulting firm that my Russian-born parents founded just scored a huge contract with the City. What car should i buy?”

I have to say there is a stroke of genius in painting your alloy wheels the color of brake dust.

Neutral

In all seriousness though, what Civic minded individual did this on their own Accord? What was the Prelude to this? There has to be another Element in here somewhere. I simply cannot understand why someone would undertake this Odyssey. I think their brain went on auto Pilot.

Buy 4 Volvos and 5 four packs of plugs, only way I can see out of the problem.

I know it’s an innocent typo but MAN do I want a car with havoc controls!

No kidding. Who’da thought that a foosball table in the break room and Wacky Sweater Day every Friday wouldn’t be enough to encourage quality applicants?

“Anyone with a working understanding of human anatomy and a good stock of paper towels should be able to remove an appendix.”

I like to play a game where I position my mirrors so it shines back in their eyes.

I think just being up and out of everyone’s obnoxiously bright headlights is the biggest advantage. Driving a car at night used to be a lot more pleasant because at most you had to flip your mirror. But nowadays with everyone moving to SUVs and trucks, being in a car is miserable, especially in a state like NY where…

he does everything under the table

It makes me wonder about the “garage kept” claim — maybe overnight, but parked in the sun all day?

Back in 2012, I went to a self service junkyard with my dad. On the lot was a Pontiac Aztek. I then made the comment “even in the junkyard, it’s still an eyesore.” 

You and your planet can fuck right off with that “only what you need” bullshit.

Best 10 tips from a veteran Canadian driver:

Do not leave windows down.

Do you have her number?  Asking for a friend.

2nd gear The UAW is corrupt?  I’m shocked. Shocked!