“He’s NOT getting my vote. Period.”

But seriously, Jose Andres is a goddamn saint. He was in Puerto Rico serving over 10,000 a meals a day after Hurricane Maria struck.

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

Must be visiting BYU

You’re not off base, they do. This was worse, because Doug made the mistake of sounding like he was guaranteeing a win, the week after getting pantsed by the Vikings, after one of his linebackers said they didn’t have to worry about Cousins’ passing.

It’s startling how similar the Eagles are to the Phillies this year.

Truly a time to kill for Grisham. 

So, yeah, cocks and commercial grade sucking machines do not mix.

Because all of the beer will just fall out of the hole in the back his head, dumbass.  Don’t you know anything about how the body works?

It’s sad how numb we’ve become to these school shootings

John Medeski of Medeski Martin & Wood.

All you need to know about Chris Christie is that he had the balls to say this during the debate last night: