Oh, man. There are so many.

I’m buying it. It’s the DCCC. Remember their motto: Snatching Defeat from the Jaws of Victory.

False. However you sit on the living room couch that was a Cadillac from the 80's is the best way to sit. Spinal support be damned.

If you read that Universal Studios has burned to the ground because of an errantly thrown Molotov cocktail, you’ll know exactly what happened.

QUARK’S. YES.

Top 5 Bars I’d Drink At:

Marmaduke says FUCK YOU!

Umm, he stated at the very beginning that his dad was going to be behind the camera..

Without having seen “Searching for Mr. Larson” this definitely seems to be parodying the genre of dudes searching for “lost” heroes and then inevitably the documentary becomes about them. I’m thinking in particular of “Still Alive”, the documentary about Paul Williams. But also “Winnebago Man” of the same era.

Was her name Olive Loaf?

Yale could use an international airport...

I’d imagine they’re going to have to be real careful with the camera, because with bipedal legs like that... Sonic’s gonna have an ass.

There is no way that would not look 10 times worse

I’d much rather watch a movie about momo.

My one and only reaction:

You’re a monster.

As a lefty, I was of course, grabbing the seldom used right side of the cabinet. It was never really worn in on that side on any machine I ever played, so I always felt privileged to have the less deteriorated side of the cabinet to hold onto!