My feeling is Donald has to be written a certain way to accommodate his voice. It could be done, as you say, telephone style with another character repeating or reacting to him with context clues. But I also think Donald’s adequately intelligible when he uses simpler vocabulary or is given the space to enunciate his…

Looking at the interior photos, I’m not sure what bothers me more. I guess I understand (but disagree with) the given rationale for painting the floors rather than carpeting them, but also painting rugs on top of them is inexcusable. But then its also very obvious that much of the furniture is nonfunctional. The…

You’re right on both counts, although overall I think everyone (writers and viewers) would be better off if we didn’t worry so much about the occasional anachronisms of maintaining Barks-verse canon while modernizing the world around it. Scrooge being involved during the Yukon gold rush really didn’t make any more…

I think you’re missing the real story here, which is that Josh Brolin made you look:

This is why we don’t put fanboys in charge.

You’re not wrong. Ahsoka is in the animated Clone Wars movie, which technically did run theatrically but was really just a pilot for the series of the same name. Clone Wars is a pretty good series (while the movie is by most accounts awful), but wouldn’t meet your criteria for canon.

A telethon? Now that’s the spirit!

When they unveiled Agent McDuck’s trick spy cane, I was sure we were opening the door for some pogo-jumping action. I realize that ability might have come off as redundant in a story where the MacGuffin is Gummi Berri Juice, but still. Maybe it’ll come up somewhere else down the road?

I’d like to use this space to salute all the heroes, those brave ones who chime in on this regular column week after week to announce their admirable stand against demonstrating any minor kindness toward anyone deemed below their station.

Three questions:

I don’t think we need a sinister Glomgold, but I do think he should represent more of a threat. My take on Glomgold of the 80's series is that he’s nearly Scrooge’s equal in intelligence and business sense, but unencumbered with Scrooge’s sentimentalities toward fairness (“...and I made it square!”) and family. It…

Whoops, guess I was wrong on the internet! Thanks to everyone who gently pointed this out to me. It’s weird, because I did hear those lines (at least I remembered them after it was pointed out to me), but I guess it just didn’t fully register in my brain at the time.

I’m just trying to wrap my head around the many decisions made regarding characters’ ages and existing lore.

It’s not so much “Does the staff not like me” and more “am I being overly inconsiderate to the staff”. They’re inquiring upon the best ways to have their personal needs met while still being respectful to those around them.

I watched the first episode of the new series and saw the potential in it, almost a “All in the Family” for the post-2016 US. The difference being that the line where “Family”’s Archie Bunker stopped and actor Carol O’Connor started wasn’t ambiguous at all. O’Connor humanized his famously bigoted character without…

Actual SPF: 1,920

He does come off a bit harsh, but it’s true that Weird Al would be no one’s single desert island pick. Which is why anyone with an ounce of compassion allows hypothetical island castaways FIVE albums.

There’s more than one way to resolve this:

Looking forward to tonights nightmare, where I’m locked in a basement with a Kurt Cobain(ish)-shaped Weeping Angel. So thanks for that, I guess.

OH YEEEEAHH! OH YEEEEEAHH! GO YANKEEES! GO YANKEEEES!