I still have regrets about turning down an invitation to the weird kid’s 9th birthday party. No one went. I felt guilty about it the next monday morning and still do to this day. That shit stays with you.

When I was 8 I insisted on inviting the boy from my class (who had behavioural problems, due to a poor family life) to my birthday party. Other parents took my mum aside to ask her ‘if she was sure’. My mum was worried and checked with my, and apparently I replied that I knew he didn’t get invited to parties a lot,…

I read it more like “I’m watching Flash Gordon. Should I do cocaine?”

Eat more pies and level up to the next size.

It’s seriously my most favorite game to play with my cats. Even though they’re older and less active, making the bed/fighting with the human overlord is still their no. 1.

It’s too much. All I wanted was to go back to the island. Was that so much to ask? No, it was not. I hate everything right now.

Did...did Shonda seriously just kill Jake? JAKE? I can’t with this today. I just can’t. I am equally sad and livid. I don’t know what to do with this show right now.

Damn. What I have learned is that red lipstick looks kick ass on everyone except me.

THAT. PURPLE. Love it! Also love your hair. :)

It’s not the event - it’s the frequency.

The maxi dress/maxi skirt strategy is the best call no matter what your size. I bought every maxi skirt on the €2 rack before my trip to Vietnam and Cambodia and I looked like a g-d GENIUS - I could get into every temple with no problem, while my friends who had on shorts or above the knee skirts had to scramble.

if you want to spend your trip washing underpants...

Yeah, that was kinda my impression too, although I do try to not bring everything when i go abroad. My wrinkle is that being plus sized I can't count on finding clothes in a lot of countries. I could wear men's t-shirts but I doubt I could find a skirt or pants in Italy, for example. UK is OK because they have Evans…

Getting two cats is better than getting just one.

Most shelters also offer personality blurbs about the cat's background and/or observed behavior, which are very helpful in deciding if socially the kitty will be a good fit for your personality and expectations.

River, Carey, This Flight Tonight, A CASE OF YOU! Basically anything on Blue. And Chelsea Morning.

I bought a couple a massage for their honey fund to Tahiti... because that's what they wanted. It was $150 and that was like the cheapest thing on their registry. I'm sorry but I just think that's tacky.

This is a bit dramatic (I assume intentionally so...).

I like to pretend SATC2 never happened. When I saw it in the theater (yes, I shelled out $8 to see it!), the only thing that redeemed it was the row of middle aged ladies behind me laughing their butts off.