I agree that two cats are better, because they do play with each other and keep each other calm during times of stress like moving, other people existing, the vacuum.

The version in Love, Actually was particularly devastating.

This has been written about for at least a decade. Frogs are changing genders, fish are affected, etc. There was a giant study released last January showing that there were far more drugs -both in number and in quantity, in the groundwater than anticipated. I know the New Republic wrote about it, but it wasn’t picked…

The first one wasn't AS bad, but it still needed to be cut significantly - like oh, the entire trip to Mexico? The fashion shows?

Right on the money. No pun intended.

And if Samantha was going to sing karaoke, due to some sort of hot flash freakness, it certainly wouldn't have been "I am woman, hear me roar."

You don't have to be in the middle of nowhere to get your Ph.D. Most people don't want to teach. They want to do research.

I loved SATC but SATC2 was one of the worst movies I have ever, ever seen. Between Samantha's really stupid "Lawrence of My Labia" jokes and Charlotte's endless moping about and the whole super super privilege "oh my lord, we can't fly COACH" aspect it was beyond irritating.

I have to tell you, I would not give it up for a Ph.D. Let's say you get one. It takes five years. So then you're 40.

French Onion recipe pls!

Tell them that. Sometimes they can give you an Open MRI. They also have improved the headpieces so that there's a mirror so you can see outside.

Also Shania Twain already WROTE THAT SONG years ago. It's called "Any Man of Mine."

This will get buried but - is there any way to teach these kids how to deal with criticism? They cannot handle any sort of criticism. Yes, I know you were a good X in high school but now you have to work at it. I had a student say it makes him feel bad when things are marked wrong. WTF am I supposed to do with…

All of us with curly hair have had this meltdown. I don't know WTF hair dressers train on, but apparently it's only fucking straight hair that when you cut one inch off, it stays at one inch.

Step back, I got this one.

I will be back in Philly soon and would be happy to take your nacho eating ass out for the best ones in town - Royal Tavern baby.

I think you're missing the entire point which is: Being Happy.

Also in Philly you can go to Tattooed Mom's on Taco night single and no one gives a fuck.

This. When my friends give me the pity look for not being married, I'm just going to give them a laminated copy of this post and say "This is my life. Don't you have to go pick up the kids or let your husband know where you are?" And leave.

My cats are also Fancy Feast sluts. They will only eat the morsel kind, which is harder and harder to find. I can't get them to eat anything else - except Temptation Treats.