Nooooo, because my brain is evil, and if I have to suffer, why shouldn't others? All I can wonder is whether they bit deep enough to start to feel the crunch of the mouse's bones, or if they spit it out as soon as they felt the yielding softness. ;___;

WHY ARE YOU MAKING IT WORSE. WAS IT NOT BAD ENOUGH ALREADY!?!

NOOOOOOOOOO

I had raw horse when I lived in Japan. I actually thought it was really good! I never tried whale, though. I would if someone served it to me, or if I were splitting a small plate like you and your friends, but... man, I could never buy that shit at the grocery store. It always looked so nasty in the packaging. Like,…

You are an omnivore, no need to use a different word.

Wait... so Bajoran earrings are actually a thing now?

Yup (except I miss nothing about him). I hate this movie/book so much. I want to just scream that being controlled for 100% of your life is NOT FUN OR SEXY AT ALL.

I'm saying don't support the film. Terrible film. Romanticises abuse. Don't support the film.

What? There's not enough abusive, misogynist men out there, we now cater to an imaginary douche?

He's not real—and thank God, because he's an abusive control freak. The only 50 Shades merchandise that interests me includes the whimsical restraining order that should be brought against such a person, and those yummy leather bound self defense tools that would be required during the course of a typical evening…

Fuuuuuuuuuuck them.

It has the 'internal logic' of f*** all women.

Look, this is what we're going to get. Americans either voted Republican or didn't vote at all in November, so they must have known this was going to happen. This must have been what they wanted.

GOP are concerned for mothers and children, right up to birth; after that you are on your own.

Why not PCARE?

So they are anti-contraception and anti-abortion...and don't want to fund pregnancy care. I simply cannot follow their thinking. That list doesn't even have its own internal logic.

Right now these are just words. I still remember how horribly they handled the situation with Robin Williams' daughter a few months back when she was being harassed during the aftermath of her father's death. Let's see what changes are made...

More like,

You see that other CEOs (*cough*Uber*cough*BP*cough*Sony*cough*) that is how you make a proper apology. Though words can be hallow if nothing happens in the follow up, but this is a great start.