"Whoever gets to date me"

Is it just me or doe Ruth Wilson look like Dierdre Lovejoy (Rhonda Perlman from The Wire?) Yes? Also, Meghan Trainor . . .I feel about you the way I feel about most of my opinions in high school. Deserving of an eyeroll, headshake, and embarrassment on your behalf.

Please go away Megan Trainor. Your faux body positivity and sex shaming are not amusing.

Leave it to Gwyneth to monetize homeopathic roofies.

Which one?

"I started the booty song movement"

I read 'sex bark' and was like 'God I hope that has chocolate in. Knowing GOOP, not likely'. But it does! I am pleasantly surprised.

Thanks. I may have had that one in the chamber for a little while. I can't exactly yell at family members who espouse these ridiculous views, since I kind of depend on them for survival, but nothing pisses me off more than this victim-blaming that get tossed around by these greed-worshipping idiots.

I'll give a bit of background on myself here: I started going to college, but had to drop out because I couldn't pay for it any more. I was already working full time, so I then had to try doing anything I could to make more money. I moved around to a couple different jobs, until I wound up at a grocery store. After…

No one is saying 25 hours a week is all it should take, and no one is saying a completely unskilled job should make a person wealthy. Here in America, we have a 40 hour work week. What that's supposed to mean is that any person, regardless of education or experience, is paid enough money that they can live, without…

That's something that always bothered me about some anti-religion arguments - that without religion many past, current, and future atrocities committed by people wouldn't have occurred because of it.

I was going to make a joke about kicking puppies, but it made me really sad.

So he's a 2016 Republican presidential candidate?

I very much agree with you. My point was that some fundamentalist Christians are much more comfortable with what they perceive as the hard and fast "rules" of the Old Testament than than the compassionate Jesus of the New Testament.

Don't feel embarrassed! I thought I had hemorrhoids and went to a couple doctors who were completely dismissive of me (I'm early 20s and most of the people in the waiting rooms were 50+ males). I never got a solution from a doctor and now I think it is my psoriasis, since my issue is primarily itching and secondary is…

I would like to have a similar experience. After my parents died I went on Xanax for sleep. Apparently being on Xanax every night for six years is frowned upon? Anyway, my doctor said that she was concerned about me "becoming dependent" on it. I'm like, yeah, I depend on it to sleep. I've had insomnia since I was…

1) My husband is a surgeon and I once asked him if it was awkward looking at and probing naked people and he goes "they aren't naked people they are patients". I was like what?! And I brought up just this, what about sticking your finger in someones butt or dealing with butt/vagina problems and he sorta laughed and…

I think this is one of those times you repeatedly remind yourself that the special hemorrhoid doctor looks at people's butts all day. And try to think how much better you'll feel to actually have the issue fixed.

all of this religious fanaticism makes me want to petition for no religious protections for anyone, or for something that allows for the sincerely he beliefs of atheists to be protected, too. Because right now we have legal ramafications affecting hundreds of thousands of people based on what some assholes pick and…

I know someone who found out his girlfriend was pregnant and immediately married her (as in, within 72 hours of finding out she was pregnant), to "do the right thing". Like a few weeks later it came out that the baby wasn't his, and one of his best friends was the father, so he got it annulled as fast as possible.