i have an intense and undying crush on Ashley and i pray to whatever demons may allow her to continue her borderline nihilistic bullshit nonsense at Wired. She made this/these website/s absolutely fucking amazing even at a very low point and she is my hero

aight that’s 15,934 “stick to sports”es and 1 “stick to politics.” long way to go but keep at it bud

I have never had sex.

Oh great, jellyfish have learned how to post internet comments.

Blastoise has always been better than Charizard. It’s a known fact

If you have zero interest in any of those movies, you have bad taste in movies.

I’ve had the same thought. Here’s what they should do:

TSA would never allow it, considering the number of movies that bomb at the box office anymore.

I’ll see myself out.

Lately I’ve been experimenting with turning my baseball cap around so that the brim is behind me. It seems counter-productive, sure, but I feel it projects a signal that I’m ready to party and would be open to the company of hot babes.

The Knicks definitely traded Robin Lopez away to sign Dwight Howard. Next year their starting lineup is going to be Derrick Rose, Aaron Afflalo, Carmelo Anthony, Kristaps Porzingis, and Dwight Howard, and they’re gonna win 39 games and lose to the Hawks in the first round of the playoffs.

Can’t wait until they sign Dwight Howard and finally build a team to take on the 2010-11 Heat.

I’d love to watch LeBron try sepak takraw.