This will blow over in a few months, the guy is working on is PhD from Harvard, so he can just focus on that for a year and there will be plenty of employers that will roll out the red carpet.

“Oh from your resume I can see you previously worked at Google. Impressive! And, hrm, ‘The guy from that email that got his employer in the news for that racism and sexism thing.’...Oh... Uhm... We’ll let you know... Thanks for coming in. Next!?”

i have an intense and undying crush on Ashley and i pray to whatever demons may allow her to continue her borderline nihilistic bullshit nonsense at Wired. She made this/these website/s absolutely fucking amazing even at a very low point and she is my hero

Woo-hoo-hoo, look at you and your big fancy words. I guess that hooked on phonics really works! But you have to remember the people gismodo writers write for, and their reading level. It’s almost the same reason the Big Cheeto-elects tweets sound like an 8 year olds.

You remind everyone of a certain classmate in their past.

aight that’s 15,934 “stick to sports”es and 1 “stick to politics.” long way to go but keep at it bud

Us normal people call that “Having a conversation.”

I have never had sex.

I love you guys. Unabashedly.

It takes 50 Puppy candies to evolve into a Dog. Be careful, don’t transfer your favorite Puppy to the Professor, just the junk low CP ones you find in the wild. The 1000 XP for evolving is worth it though.

when they turn into doggos

Oh great, jellyfish have learned how to post internet comments.

Blastoise has always been better than Charizard. It’s a known fact

If you have zero interest in any of those movies, you have bad taste in movies.

I’ve had the same thought. Here’s what they should do:

TSA would never allow it, considering the number of movies that bomb at the box office anymore.

I’ll see myself out.

Lately I’ve been experimenting with turning my baseball cap around so that the brim is behind me. It seems counter-productive, sure, but I feel it projects a signal that I’m ready to party and would be open to the company of hot babes.

The Knicks definitely traded Robin Lopez away to sign Dwight Howard. Next year their starting lineup is going to be Derrick Rose, Aaron Afflalo, Carmelo Anthony, Kristaps Porzingis, and Dwight Howard, and they’re gonna win 39 games and lose to the Hawks in the first round of the playoffs.