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Thanks! It was my most postmodern shopping experience.

Thanks! It was my most postmodern shopping experience.

I used the $140 gift card I received from Target yesterday to buy $155 in Target gift cards this morning. I mean, of course.

I used the $140 gift card I received from Target yesterday to buy $155 in Target gift cards this morning. I mean, of…

One thing that's surprisingly cheaper at Costco than just about anywhere else is pizza. There's only one size (18") and three varieties (plain, pepperoni, and combo, which is similar to the Pizza Hut supreme pizza), and they're all the same price: $9.99. Which is pretty darn cheap, especially if you like pizzas with…

That is such a good idea.

Was anyone else terrified that the first quoted sentence is "The lowest mortality and morbidity is with seven hours?"

I've always liked Dix Miskerud and his fun name.

I posted about this in one of the open threads from last week, but I'll do it once more here since more people are interested in this game. I gathered all the legal streams from ESPN and Univision for every game and put them on this schedule.

The pizza is great. And there's no cheaper meal than the $1.50 hot dog/soda combo. Even with a large side of fries (which is more than I can eat), the meal is less than $3.

Well, if Germany beats Portugal and the US manages to beat Ghana, then Portugal would have to try to beat the US, whereas we could afford to play for a draw. So that would appear to be the best case scenario, yes.

I posted about this on the master streaming thread a few hours ago, but the comments there are up to 130, so...

Thanks! Whitson actually added the link to the main post, so you don't have to scroll down anymore. I'm glad you like it.

I normally post on Lifehacker, but I wanted to add that I collected the link to every legal stream for every game (including alternate language feeds and camera angles) and put them on this schedule:

Last minute goals in the World Cup are always so exciting, and so sad.

Silva himself has said that he has no Japanese ancestry at all. I don't remember where I read it, but he insisted in an interview that it's a rumor that's gotten out of hand.

Thanks, Whitson. Question - story645 asked me to post today's Friday open thread, and I did. Am I supposed to ask one of you to share it?

Hey Whitson, I just wanted to let you know that the site is ready and you can now see a complete list of legal streams for every game by doing this:

I basically agree with everything Nate said, and wanted to vent about something that's been bugging me since 2002. When Deco started playing for Portugal, there were a few complaints, but basically most people understood that he was not being considered for the Brazilian national team and seized what may have been his…