Between the legs for #1, around the side and back for #2, leaning slightly forward. If it’s a messy #2 (and it often is, cause IBS), I start wiping at my ass-crack, going front to back, then work my way down once I’m clean.

I have IBS, and there’s few things more disgusting than having to flush a public toilet without a lid after I’ve had a major attack. I turn away and hold my breath when I have to flush.

It’s Jezebel. They wouldn’t complain about the disembowelling or the brain-slicing fatality because they’re done to males, and violence against men is funny to them.

Wow. So feminist. Such empowerment.

Unfortunately, I’m not surprised by that at all. A lot of sex tips in magazines would be illegal if enacted in real life, or would land people in the hospital.