I used to ride in the back luggage well of my dad’s ‘68, too!

That was my domain! My sisters got the whole back seat and that’s what was left for me.

DAMN! I knew there was a reason I wanted to win that Powerball jackpot ...

That all depends if the car’s owner actually kept up with the registration.

My though exactly. I ran the plate on the Nissan Maxima and it still comes up in Colorado’s DMV.

Well, you see, the owners held their thumbs over the license plates while taking pictures, so they are 100% untraceable.

anyone have a link to the auction?

I’m looking forward to the Nihilist Edition. No airbags, no seatbelts, and no brakes.

They caught him because he kept leaving out the ‘r’.

Measure twice, cut once. Or something like that.

I JUST FEEL LIKE THIS TRUCK IS SHOUTING AT ME FROM EVERY ANGLE. IT’S LIKE TOYOTA SOMEHOW FIGURED OUT HOW TO BUILD A VEHICLE USING ALL CAPS!!! GOBLESS

You think you hate it now but wait till you drive it.

shes a beaut clark

No, no, the real reason you don't want the airbag to deploy is that it will show up on the Carfax and kill the resale value. 

So I’m one of those folks that think that cars needs to be more inherently dangerous, with fewer creature comforts, and no driving aids so that we drive them with care, but even I think airbags are a good thing.

because twinjets cannot takeoff on a single engine

The “ lightning cutouts in the wheels” are to reduce weight as those wheels are not light. Also you can get something like a 3m reflective strip to use in place of the color strip and it will turn your wheel into a giant reflector (check out fattystripper.com — yeah it sounds horrible but it’s bicycle related).

*surreptitiously replaces the refreshing scent bottle with a pint of raw ether*

This makes thematic sense. It’s the caterpillar inside the cocoon. 

1st: You’re reading too much into revenue and not looking at profit. While the revenue (quarter to 1 year ago quarter compared) climbed ~49% (~$2.6B), gross profits only climbed ~8.4% (~$65.MM to $815MM), that reflects a minor increase in gross profits per unit. On a net earning basis, they’re down ~3.9% (-$11M to…