So basically Chrissy Teigen is being an adult about her husband’s past.

There’s a montage about 9 minutes in that includes George W. Bush saying

Lawmaker #1: Ok, any more suggestions on the rape laws?

Pepe didn’t like it at all when the tables were turned, either.

Welcome to Zero Tolerance. Happened to me at 13 when I lifted a pack of Pokemon cards from walmart and didn’t know at the time that non cops can’t legally detain you.

Bobby, have you seen the followup video? Where the headless girl gets a doll?

I’m seeing an awful lot of people online this morning on various news sites commenting on the Kim story saying “they should have killed her.” or “too bad she survived, because she’s a whore.”

Funny, I read it as “unarmed” too, but what do I know. I thought it was BernSTEIN Bears up until about a year ago.

*unnamed. Thus far unnamed.

Fun fact: the original production was the last major show on Broadway without microphones. I suspect this because James Earl Jones sounds like God Almighty.

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

Nah. Something really bad happens, they’ll go to real care. How many people use naturopathy for gross head trauma?

The proceedings went on for 4 years, that can easily add up to that amount.

I recently met a vegan Crosfitter who answered the age-old question.

I’d like to be between the Rock’s hard place, if you know what I mean.

Breyer? WHAT THE HELL?

It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away, but that’s exactly what Democrats are determined to do by banning semi-automatic handguns.

not to be a complete jerk, but I honestly feel like this attitude is why we still have such a long way to go with how CSA is dealt with and why there are so, so, so, so many abusers who get away with is for decades and decades and have scores and scores of victims: because it is uncomfortable and upsetting and a lot…

Ok, so last night was pretty predictable, but you guys....I DO NOT GIVE A FUUUUUCK! SO MUCH AWESOME WAS HAPPENING!

Always nice to hear a dignified Republican’s take on the president. Trump is clearly an anomaly in this party, and not at all reflective of most Republicans....