Well that is fucking awful.

rapist tree sounds like some horrifying version of the womping willow from the darkest timeline version of HP. *shudders*

And my only thought: How many times has his father forced his “20 minutes of action” on some victim?

You’re so right about whoever decides how much screen time Samburg gets. I like him, but I was nervous, because 22 minutes of that frenetic screaming energy he has seemed like waaaaay too much. But I’ve never ever come out of an episode thinking “that was too much Andy”. It’s a really really good mix.

I’m a huge snob who doesn’t laugh easy, and “Brooklyn Nine-Nine” is pretty much the only new comedy TV show I’ve liked in a bazillion years. It’s totally disarming.

Can I take a second to call out how wonderful Rose Byrne is, by the way? Any line would be funnier if read by her, and no one in the movie has better comedic delivery.

This is a bit misleading. Cleveland High IS racially integrated, about 60/40. East side is 99%black. The real segregation is along income lines.

Well we saw him hnnging HARD for Brienne of Tarth last night, figures he’d be all about Rihanna as well.

Hey, Bishop McDevitt H.S.:

WHAT’S THAT? FIRE THE ENTIRE CAST AND DIRECTOR AND REPLACE THEM ALL WITH JUGS OF MAYONNAISE? HOLLYWOOD IS ON IT!

*whispers* I hope there isn’t a single white person in the entire movie.

With the Skai Jackson thing, it’s almost like she wants to justify feeling like industry racism has impeded her success by ensuring that another up-and-coming talent is also impeded by industry racism. “You know they don’t like girls your color. Enjoy it while it lasts.” sounds like it’s coming from somebody who WANTS…

Yes, bell hooks calls it “narcissistic rage”— basically only rage at the fact that systems of oppression are being applied to YOU.

This is exactly my problem with her. Like sometimes she is on point, but most of the time it’s just a hot mess and she needs to be quiet. Like you cannot call out racist bullshit and then spew racist bullshit; otherwise, you’re missing your own point. And her constant use of slurs and homophobic language is, to sum…

I am very happy for Jean Ralphios sister even if she is THE WORSSSSSST.

Do you guys just look for an excuse to be snarky? Michael Phelps, as ridiculous as he is, is probably shirtless because he’s practicing skin to skin contact with his child, something that promotes intimacy with fathers and their babies. Christ.

Hey man, this dude was taking orders from God. GOD himself. Not his hippy-dippy son.

Okay, but for some women, maybe they would still feel upset and want to bury what was left. Is that so hard to believe? Happened to me too, and I thought about burying what looked like a big-eyed shrimp even though logically I knew it was medical waste.

This isn’t even a fetus. It’s barely an embryo.