I don't really know if he remembers the glory days when people didn't care about what other people thought either. Because he sure is wasting a lot of time tweeting about other people's thoughts on HIM.

"I feel the same way when I see bikini tops worn like shirts."

Unless it's a music festival. I was totally against the practice until I went to Coachella. Maybe it was group think. Maybe it was hot. Maybe because I've always wanted to wear my bikini like a top but hated the creeptastic stares that it would induce.…

That is some dedi-fucking-cation right there.

Ahahaha I think David O. Russell is on a one man crusade to make Bradley Cooper unsexy. Forever.

Wow I got to exactly 54 seconds and then stopped it. I really couldn't continue. Where to start? I mean it's a REALLY bad song in general and the lyrics are stupidly thought out but also the oriental riff? Really?!

This is like every dude who has ever told me "I love Asian chicks" in my entire life.

So do you guys take turns writing those Dirt Bag articles then? Like some of you will cover the news about the people that you care about while the other ones roll their eyes in their cubicles? Or is it just something you bite the bullet and do because you assume your readers care? Or do none of us care and this is…

I always figured the strongest argument for circumcision was medical. My uncle got circumcised as an adult due to infection and uncircumcised men have a higher chance of contracting STIs than circumcised men.

Why is it only white people? UGGGHHHH. This is so sad.

I totally agree. She could be Lady Nym.

I don't know if I like the idea of calling a miscarriage a murder. What he did to Michelle Knight and the other women was heinous and he should be tried for it. He should go to jail for a very long time for it. But if we're going to stand by the stance that a fetus is not a person then forcing a woman to have a…

Agreed... it's frightening.

I'm 24 and I LOVE Daria. So if there was a cut-off it must've been in that 2-3 year time frame. Or maybe you didn't watch MTV as a 12-year-old like I did. I didn't have a lot of parental supervision as a child....

Were any of these responses about the fact that it was a John Waters quote? Because I would've definitely commented on that.

I find it a little weird how beautiful yet alien he looks. His features are just... different. But cool? But weird. It's awesome.

I think for me it's about the person. Some people look better with facial hair and other people don't. I don't know if I've ever been a fan of the huge bushy beard but I can appreciate a guy with a nicely trimmed one. I have, however, always been into chest hair. Ever since I was young. Like 9-years-old young.

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And you know the moment you point something like this out people jump on you with the whole, "LOL OR THEY'RE JUST CRAZY AND UNWORTHY OF SYMPATHY" schtick. It's completely idiotic. The point of being progressive is to acknowledge that shitting on someone for race or gender or orientation is backwards and wrong. But for…

So their voices are really good. I prefer the fuller sound to the thinner tone of the original song. Also, I kinda wish there was penis in this? Because there wasn't muff in the original so it's understandable.

Oh Ian McKellan. If I were Michael Fassbender, I'd give in.

I mean they were stuck in a room for 3 weeks deciding on a murder trial. At the very least I would've needed a bar and binge drinking. Yoga is probably healthier.