Just like the settlement in the Michael Brown murder, the settlement amount seems to be missing a zero or two.

“It all started during prohibition, with a nasty case of frostbite. In the 1920s, the rum-running Linken brothers - Louie and Otto - got caught in a blizzard. Louie put his foot through a patch of ice and soaked his foot. When the brothers got back to their cabin, Louie’s right foot was frozen solid. To prevent…

Bwah! An artiste weighs in.

I dunno. Having visited both cities I would rather spend my vacation dollars in Dawson. You can gamble there, too.

You’re really faulting a frontier town bar in the Yukon territory for not serving pretentious las Vegas cocktails? I’m assuming that you refer to yourself as a mixologist.

Oh, for the love of Christ. From a fellow high volume bartender:

Been going on for 40+ years already soooo.....

Well look at Mr. Responsible Gun Guy over here. Advocating for pointing a weapon at someone and ‘hoping’ it doesn’t have to be fired. That’s not how it works. You aim the weapon, you’re already committed to firing it. You make that decision before you ever reach for it because you never aim at something you don’t…

So if I’m correctly interpreting this giant wall of aggressive crazy correctly, basically the story here is that she skipped work while her boss was out of town and her boss fired her when she found out?

Well goddamn, what a travesty! Who could have possibly seen that coming except literally everyone that has ever had…

“I don’t want to take anything away from any of these kids.”

I don’t want to take anything away from any of these kids…

Yeah, they keep bringing this up, because we all know that only a good guy with a gun...

Yes, I’d be crediting well trained law enforcement for using firearms to save my life, too. You know, like most normal people. That’s gun control. When every Tom, Dick, and Harry isn’t running around with a gun.

I intend to be ALL the dicks about this.

Okay, you got me! I’m being a dick. I’m okay with it.

Guns for all! Health care, not so much!

Who is being a dick? I didn’t say I’m thankful that they were shot.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

Am I going crazy, or did I just read that people are about to lose their houses because they were expected to pay for poisoned water?

Exactly. Exactly exactly exactly. It’s not perfect, but its closer than most.